<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757</id><updated>2011-11-27T17:47:42.267-06:00</updated><category term='Witchhunts'/><category term='Safe Sex'/><category term='Amy Pohler'/><category term='xenophobia'/><category term='Vice Presidential Race'/><category term='Terry Tate: Office Linebacker'/><category term='Political Parody'/><category term='4000 Dead'/><category term='Billy Madison'/><category term='Leonore Annenberg'/><category term='Batman'/><category term='Comedy'/><category term='Glenn Beck'/><category term='TIVO'/><category term='Annenberg Foundation'/><category term='Carl'/><category term='Insurance'/><category term='summer'/><category term='Jon Stewart'/><category term='College'/><category term='Shoe Throwing'/><category term='Jews'/><category term='Foreign Relations'/><category term='Harry Caray'/><category term='lies'/><category term='Humor'/><category term='Jack Johnson'/><category term='Condoms'/><category term='Rep. 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How do I do it?  I make fun of a lot of people...I mean a lot.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>168</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-5456468314126418623</id><published>2010-03-10T23:39:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-10T23:43:16.643-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Witchhunts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Glenn Beck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Neo-McCarthism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Progressives'/><title type='text'>I knew they'd find me eventually...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cf.cnnbcvideo.com/embed.swf" width="480" height="385" id="viralVideo" style="visibility: visible; "&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="dataURL=http%3A%2F%2Fbeck.cnnbcvideo.com%2Fembed.xml%3Fbv_id%3Db|527658-ygfDF_x&amp;autoPlay=0"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://cf.cnnbcvideo.com/embed.swf?dataURL=http%3A%2F%2Fbeck.cnnbcvideo.com%2Fembed.xml%3Fbv_id%3Db|527658-ygfDF_x&amp;autoPlay=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-5456468314126418623?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/5456468314126418623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=5456468314126418623' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5456468314126418623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5456468314126418623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2010/03/i-knew-theyd-find-me-eventually.html' title='I knew they&apos;d find me eventually...'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-5314197125854073319</id><published>2009-12-01T13:19:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-01T13:21:25.368-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Orleans Saints'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Saints Night Before Christmas</title><content type='html'>Twas the night before Xmas and no sign of snow.But N.O. doesnt care cause The Saints 11 &amp; 0. Thamos scored a touchdown, Sharper intercepted a pass. And the Who Dat Nation cheered when Brady was sacked on his ass. Sunday the Redskins, to Washington we will go. And when the Black &amp; Gold get finished we'll be 12 &amp; 0 Go BR...EES, Go BUSH, Go Harper&amp; Ellis our team is UNDEFEATED and the others are JEALOUS! &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;     &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-5314197125854073319?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/5314197125854073319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=5314197125854073319' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5314197125854073319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5314197125854073319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/12/saints-night-before-christmas.html' title='Saints Night Before Christmas'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3629532862772525616</id><published>2009-11-13T00:03:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-13T00:14:05.627-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the Middle Way'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Extremism'/><title type='text'>Just a Quick Thought Before Bed</title><content type='html'>Is it just me, or are we falling victim to extremism? I don't mean Islam terrorists, but instead extremists of our own race and nationality. Is the problem really Republicans and Democrats or is it just the 15% on either end of the spectrum that seem to dominate the debate? Extremism, in any form, should be avoided and condemned by every rational being. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or we can just keep trudging down the same path as every great society before us and slowly collapse, like a flan in an oven.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-3629532862772525616?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3629532862772525616/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3629532862772525616' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3629532862772525616'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3629532862772525616'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/11/just-quick-thought-before-bed.html' title='Just a Quick Thought Before Bed'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-1028663497786636062</id><published>2009-11-11T22:54:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T23:48:23.191-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Honor'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='War'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Supporting the Troops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Veterans Day'/><title type='text'>Veteran's Day</title><content type='html'>I don't care what your politics are, Americans are Americans, set aside your petty politics and listen to our President...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Transcript of President Obama's remarks at Fort Hood&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;11/10/09&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We come together filled with sorrow for the thirteen Americans that we have lost; with gratitude for the lives that they led; and with a determination to honor them through the work we carry on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a time of war. And yet these Americans did not die on a foreign field of battle. They were killed here, on American soil, in the heart of this great American community. It is this fact that makes the tragedy even more painful and even more incomprehensible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those families who have lost a loved one, no words can fill the void that has been left. We knew these men and women as soldiers and caregivers. You knew them as mothers and fathers; sons and daughters; sisters and brothers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But here is what you must also know: your loved ones endure through the life of our nation. Their memory will be honored in the places they lived and by the people they touched. Their life's work is our security, and the freedom that we too often take for granted. Every evening that the sun sets on a tranquil town; every dawn that a flag is unfurled; every moment that an American enjoys life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness — that is their legacy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Neither this country — nor the values that we were founded upon — could exist without men and women like these thirteen Americans. And that is why we must pay tribute to their stories.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chief Warrant Officer Michael Cahill had served in the National Guard and worked as a physician's assistant for decades. A husband and father of three, he was so committed to his patients that on the day he died, he was back at work just weeks after having a heart attack.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Major Libardo Eduardo Caraveo spoke little English when he came to America as a teenager. But he put himself through college, earned a Ph.D., and was helping combat units cope with the stress of deployment. He is survived by his wife, sons and step-daughters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Staff Sergeant Justin DeCrow joined the Army right after high school, married his high school sweetheart, and had served as a light wheeled mechanic and Satellite Communications Operator. He was known as an optimist, a mentor, and a loving husband and father.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After retiring from the Army as a Major, John Gaffaney cared for society's most vulnerable during two decades as a psychiatric nurse. He spent three years trying to return to active duty in this time of war, and he was preparing to deploy to Iraq as a Captain. He leaves behind a wife and son.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Specialist Frederick Greene was a Tennessean who wanted to join the Army for a long time, and did so in 2008 with the support of his family. As a combat engineer he was a natural leader, and he is survived by his wife and two daughters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Specialist Jason Hunt was also recently married, with three children to care for. He joined the Army after high school. He did a tour in Iraq, and it was there that he re-enlisted for six more years on his twenty-first birthday so that he could continue to serve.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Staff Sergeant Amy Krueger was an athlete in high school, joined the Army shortly after 9/11, and had since returned home to speak to students about her experience. When her mother told her she couldn't take on Osama bin Laden by herself, Amy replied: "Watch me."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Private First Class Aaron Nemelka was an Eagle Scout who just recently signed up to do one of the most dangerous jobs in the service — defuse bombs — so that he could help save lives. He was proudly carrying on a tradition of military service that runs deep within his family.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Private First Class Michael Pearson loved his family and loved his music, and his goal was to be a music teacher. He excelled at playing the guitar, and could create songs on the spot and show others how to play. He joined the military a year ago, and was preparing for his first deployment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Captain Russell Seager worked as a nurse for the VA, helping veterans with Post-Traumatic Stress. He had great respect for the military, and signed up to serve so that he could help soldiers cope with the stress of combat and return to civilian life. He leaves behind a wife and son.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Private Francheska Velez, the daughter of a father from Colombia and a Puerto Rican mother, had recently served in Korea and in Iraq, and was pursuing a career in the Army. When she was killed, she was pregnant with her first child, and was excited about becoming a mother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lieutenant Colonel Juanita Warman was the daughter and granddaughter of Army veterans. She was a single mother who put herself through college and graduate school, and served as a nurse practitioner while raising her two daughters. She also left behind a loving husband.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Private First Class Kham Xiong came to America from Thailand as a small child. He was a husband and father who followed his brother into the military because his family had a strong history of service. He was preparing for his first deployment to Afghanistan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These men and women came from all parts of the country. Some had long careers in the military. Some had signed up to serve in the shadow of 9/11. Some had known intense combat in Iraq and Afghanistan, and some cared for those did. Their lives speak to the strength, the dignity and the decency of those who serve, and that is how they will be remembered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That same spirit is embodied in the community here at Fort Hood, and in the many wounded who are still recovering. In those terrible minutes during the attack, soldiers made makeshift tourniquets out of their clothes. They braved gunfire to reach the wounded, and ferried them to safety in the backs of cars and a pick-up truck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One young soldier, Amber Bahr, was so intent on helping others that she did not realize for some time that she, herself, had been shot in the back. Two police officers — Mark Todd and Kim Munley — saved countless lives by risking their own. One medic — Francisco de la Serna — treated both Officer Munley and the gunman who shot her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It may be hard to comprehend the twisted logic that led to this tragedy. But this much we do know — no faith justifies these murderous and craven acts; no just and loving God looks upon them with favor. And for what he has done, we know that the killer will be met with justice — in this world, and the next.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These are trying times for our country. In Afghanistan and Pakistan, the same extremists who killed nearly 3,000 Americans continue to endanger America, our allies, and innocent Afghans and Pakistanis. In Iraq, we are working to bring a war to a successful end, as there are still those who would deny the Iraqi people the future that Americans and Iraqis have sacrificed so much for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As we face these challenges, the stories of those at Fort Hood reaffirm the core values that we are fighting for, and the strength that we must draw upon. Theirs are tales of American men and women answering an extraordinary call — the call to serve their comrades, their communities, and their country. In an age of selfishness, they embody responsibility. In an era of division, they call upon us to come together. In a time of cynicism, they remind us of who we are as Americans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are a nation that endures because of the courage of those who defend it. We saw that valor in those who braved bullets here at Fort Hood, just as surely as we see it in those who signed up knowing that they would serve in harm's way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are a nation of laws whose commitment to justice is so enduring that we would treat a gunman and give him due process, just as surely as we will see that he pays for his crimes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are a nation that guarantees the freedom to worship as one chooses. And instead of claiming God for our side, we remember Lincoln's words, and always pray to be on the side of God.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are a nation that is dedicated to the proposition that all men and women are created equal. We live that truth within our military, and see it in the varied backgrounds of those we lay to rest today. We defend that truth at home and abroad, and we know that Americans will always be found on the side of liberty and equality. That is who we are as a people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tomorrow is Veterans Day. It is a chance to pause, and to pay tribute — for students to learn of the struggles that preceded them; for families to honor the service of parents and grandparents; for citizens to reflect upon the sacrifices that have been made in pursuit of a more perfect union.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For history is filled with heroes. You may remember the stories of a grandfather who marched across Europe; an uncle who fought in Vietnam; a sister who served in the Gulf. But as we honor the many generations who have served, I think all of us — every single American — must acknowledge that this generation has more than proved itself the equal of those who have come before.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We need not look to the past for greatness, because it is before our very eyes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This generation of soldiers, sailors, airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen have volunteered in a time of certain danger. They are part of the finest fighting force that the world has ever known. They have served tour after tour of duty in distant, different and difficult places. They have stood watch in blinding deserts and on snowy mountains. They have extended the opportunity of self-government to peoples that have suffered tyranny and war. They are man and woman; white, black, and brown; of all faiths and stations — all Americans, serving together to protect our people, while giving others half a world away the chance to lead a better life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In today's wars, there is not always a simple ceremony that signals our troops' success — no surrender papers to be signed, or capital to be claimed. But the measure of their impact is no less great — in a world of threats that no know borders, it will be marked in the safety of our cities and towns, and the security and opportunity that is extended abroad. And it will serve as testimony to the character of those who serve, and the example that you set for America and for the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here, at Fort Hood, we pay tribute to thirteen men and women who were not able to escape the horror of war, even in the comfort of home. Later today, at Fort Lewis, one community will gather to remember so many in one Stryker Brigade who have fallen in Afghanistan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Long after they are laid to rest — when the fighting has finished, and our nation has endured; when today's servicemen and women are veterans, and their children have grown — it will be said of this generation that they believed under the most trying of tests; that they persevered not just when it was easy, but when it was hard; and that they paid the price and bore the burden to secure this nation, and stood up for the values that live in the hearts of all free peoples.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So we say goodbye to those who now belong to eternity. We press ahead in pursuit of the peace that guided their service. May God bless the memory of those we lost. And may God bless the United States of America.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Flanders Fields&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  In Flanders Fields the poppies blow&lt;br /&gt;  Between the crosses row on row,&lt;br /&gt;  That mark our place; and in the sky&lt;br /&gt;  The larks, still bravely singing, fly&lt;br /&gt;  Scarce heard amid the guns below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  We are the Dead. Short days ago&lt;br /&gt;  We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,&lt;br /&gt;  Loved and were loved, and now we lie&lt;br /&gt;  In Flanders fields.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Take up our quarrel with the foe:&lt;br /&gt;  To you from failing hands we throw&lt;br /&gt;  The torch; be yours to hold it high.&lt;br /&gt;  If ye break faith with us who die&lt;br /&gt;  We shall not sleep, though poppies grow&lt;br /&gt;  In Flanders fields.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;(1872-1918)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Don't just say it, do it.  Honor the veterans of this and every country.  You can support your military more by honoring them and giving them the means to function when they return from their service than by buying into some politician telling you that every war their country fights is just.  The Crusaders thought their cause was just in the Middle Ages, but we all know how that turned out (FYI, there is still fighting going on in the same region). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this country it is simple, be an American: learn your history, pay your taxes, vote, serve your country in any way you find possible, but most of all, don't waste their sacrifice.  That's how you honor the veterans of the United States, not through empty gestures and yellow ribbons, not through tea parties and shouting down dissenting viewpoints, and not by violating the religious freedom that the founders of our government fought to ensure &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;wisely separated from the governing process.  Remember that the next time that someone tells you that you're un-American because you did not buy some yellow ribbon magnet that supposedly honors our troops but was made in China (happened to me once, sorry to vent). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1028663497786636062?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/1028663497786636062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=1028663497786636062' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1028663497786636062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1028663497786636062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/11/veterans-day.html' title='Veteran&apos;s Day'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-565766380072600670</id><published>2009-11-11T00:52:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T00:54:37.567-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fall'/><title type='text'>This time of year is tough</title><content type='html'>Baseball season is over, therefore there are only two valid days of sports per week. Very frustrating after six plus months with a game almost every single day...sigh.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-565766380072600670?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/565766380072600670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=565766380072600670' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/565766380072600670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/565766380072600670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/11/this-time-of-year-is-tough.html' title='This time of year is tough'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-7763067415128631234</id><published>2009-11-03T23:42:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T23:56:44.411-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='power'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='human rights'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><title type='text'>My Take on the Election Day</title><content type='html'>Uh oh, politics become a bit more messy today? Although some idiot that Caribou Quitter Barbie endorsed probably won somewhere and Glenn Beck had another teargasm, I'm sure no one will lose more than the gays. That's because gay is the Black/Mexican/Asian/Italian/Irish/Muslim/Indian (pick your favorite ethnicity/religion) du jour. Since you can't pick on someone for basis of skin color/religion, then who they love and your personal hangups about it have to be the new substitute in America! This is the reason why aliens only abduct us, if they landed in peace we humans would totally treat them like we've treated every other group that has ever scared us. Time to wake up America! If you want to talk about individual liberty, then practice what you preach "teabaggers". Stay out of peoples' bedrooms and let them marry, most of them don't really care about your church ceremony, just a stable family life and security with the people they love.    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Republican, democrat, or independent no matter, we need to wake up America. Not in the way that pundits are telling you, in a way that enlightens your life and makes life better for you and others. Time to let the greediness go and start living up to some of those ideals the founders put down besides the ones that get you money or power. Get over it people, if you simply buy their line of bullshit all the time then they've won. You're thinking about what they want you to, whether you agree or not and that, my friends is control. Worse yet, it is lazy and that is ACTUALLY American.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7763067415128631234?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7763067415128631234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7763067415128631234' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7763067415128631234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7763067415128631234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-take-on-election-day.html' title='My Take on the Election Day'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-4122531508349099472</id><published>2009-11-02T23:44:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-02T23:47:38.506-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='St. Louis Rams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='undefeated'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pro Football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Orleans Saints'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='almost winless'/><title type='text'>7-0!</title><content type='html'>What is going on? The Saints are undefeated? I'm not used to pulling for my NFL team this time of year as hard as my NCAA team.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Has hell frozen over? The Rams even won a game! Stop the madness!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-4122531508349099472?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/4122531508349099472/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=4122531508349099472' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4122531508349099472'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4122531508349099472'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/11/7-0.html' title='7-0!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6434646417674285755</id><published>2009-11-01T23:50:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-01T23:55:38.850-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Because You Should all Know of my Christopher Walken Worship</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xy5JwYOlgvY&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6434646417674285755'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/11/because-you-should-all-know-of-my.html' title='Because You Should all Know of my Christopher Walken Worship'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-243506274187604659</id><published>2009-09-04T15:25:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-04T16:28:30.427-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Autotune'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Political Parody'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Making Politics More Bearable</title><content type='html'>I love Autotune the News!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bDOYN-6gdRE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bDOYN-6gdRE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-243506274187604659?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/243506274187604659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=243506274187604659' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/243506274187604659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/243506274187604659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/09/making-politics-more-bearable.html' title='Making Politics More Bearable'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-1550048219984309738</id><published>2009-09-04T12:49:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-04T13:38:31.767-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Progress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Debate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Partisan Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frustration'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><title type='text'>I'm so tired</title><content type='html'>This attitude of us versus us versus them is ridiculous.  There is not a shred of common sense left in the political discourse in this country.  If it isn't Glen Beck spewing crazy all over the airwaves, it is somebody biting a finger off at a town hall.  I'm sick of it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Was this the change we voted for?  If so, I take it back.  The change I voted for was supposed to bring this country together, not split it down the middle.  Now before you think I am blaming the whole thing on Obama, do not jump to that conclusion.  I blame the people who have hijacked the discourse from the fringe...on both sides.  There are people calling for birth certificates, trials for Bush as a war criminal, the President is a socialist/facist/Nazi (by the way, you can't be all three), and booing people in wheelchairs at town halls. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am worn out, and I just can't take listening to this tripe anymore.  Now there's a controversy about the President broadcasting a speech to schools about studying hard and staying in school.  Apparently there was a lesson plan to accompany it, and I believe that is too much, but a speech is controversy?  I heard Reagan tell me that we should lower taxes (and that the Challenger blew up), then I heard Bush (the smart one who didn't fake serving in the military) tell me to stay off drugs.  Am I a Republican or a rampaging capitalist?  (The answer is no in case you hadn't guessed)  Yet people in my area, O'Fallon, MO, are making the speech optional for students.  The claim is that not everyone voted for this President and therefore he is not everyone's President is false.  He is THE President of the United States of America.  Get over it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Compromise and tolerance of opposing viewpoints made the progress this country has made possible, it is time for some more of it...from both sides.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1550048219984309738?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/1550048219984309738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=1550048219984309738' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1550048219984309738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1550048219984309738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/09/im-so-tired.html' title='I&apos;m so tired'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-7529531826705484177</id><published>2009-09-03T10:11:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-03T10:15:17.304-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Finance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Credit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Debt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Personal issues'/><title type='text'>Kind of a quick personal venting session</title><content type='html'>Due to some bad debt that I have accumulated over the years, I found out yesterday that my bank account is frozen.  Is it too much to ask to at least know when I have legal action being taken against me?  This whole situation is killing me, I was looking to take out an extra student loan to pay off my debt, but my credit is so bad that no one will approve me.  I am so sick and tired of being stressed out over money on top of everything else.  Sorry, I just had to vent.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7529531826705484177?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7529531826705484177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7529531826705484177' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7529531826705484177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7529531826705484177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/09/kind-of-quick-personal-venting-session.html' title='Kind of a quick personal venting session'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-674477942569472488</id><published>2009-08-12T10:30:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-12T23:25:41.538-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Debate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Partisan Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Health Care'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Misinformation'/><title type='text'>Is it Possible to Quell Health Care Reform "Outrage" With Facts?  Let's Try...</title><content type='html'>I just can not get over the "outrage" of some people over the health care legislation.  Now, before everyone gets upset that I'm lumping everyone with an objection in with the crazies, let it be said that I have my own questions and misgivings about the proposals in the first draft of legislation in H.R. 3200.  Yet, that does not excuse the travesty that some people have reduced the political debate to.  Partisan behavior is nothing new, but in the last six months, it has ratcheted itself up to a fervor not seen in years.  The level of misinformation is infuriating for someone who wants the truth about the proposal, not to mention anyone with loved ones employed in the health industry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The questions raised in the debate are myriad: Is this an attempt to incorporate a single-payer system similar to Canada's or the U.K.'s?  Is this a viable option to private insurance?  How will this impact Medicare?  Will there be rationing of care?  What is meant by the end of life counseling (on a side note: How much of an idiot is Sarah Palin for suggesting they would be "death panels"?)?  How will this be paid for without a tax hike for the middle class?  Will this put private insurance companies out of business?  Unfortunately, the answers to these questions were sparse if available at all.  So the purpose of this post is to report my best efforts for findings in regard to these questions, among others.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Possibly most important: Is healthcare reform necessary?&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;In my opinion, to put it simply, yes.  Between 1999 and 2008, employer-sponsored health insurance premiums have &lt;a href="http://www.healthreform.gov/reports/inaction/"&gt;more than &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;doubled&lt;/span&gt; in the last nine years&lt;/a&gt;, a rate &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;four times faster than cumulative wage increases&lt;/span&gt;.  Whatever pay increases the average worker did receive were summarily wiped out, and then some, by the rapidly growing amounts deducted from their paycheck to cover their health insurance premium.  The profits of insurance companies are sickening (pun intended) when compared to the rising burden placed upon the average worker.  &lt;a href="http://www.healthreform.gov/reports/inaction/"&gt;Nearly half of all personal bankruptcies are at least partly the result of medical expenses&lt;/a&gt;.  Not only is there the problem of the 40+ million Americans without health insurance, but 86.7 million Americans were uninsured at some point in 2006 and 2007.  In addition, the sheer numbers would dictate that something should be done in order to make health insurance, in some form, available to more Americans who desire it.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Not only is healthcare not financially feasable for a staggering amount of Americans, the Americans who do have health insurance are in constant danger of being dropped for the horrible sin of getting sick.  Supposed "pre-existing conditions" are all too common in denial of care through a process known as Rescission.  Rescission (also known as "post-claims underwriting") is the process whereby health insurers avoid paying out benefits to treat cancer and other serious illnesses by seeking and often finding  errors in the policyholder's paperwork that can justify canceling the policy.  In one &lt;a href="http://energycommerce.house.gov/Press_111/20090727/20%20Performance%20Review%20of%20Underwriting%20Supervisor.pdf" target="_blank"&gt;job evaluation&lt;/a&gt;, the health insurer WellPoint actually scored a director of group underwriting on a scale of 1 to 5 based on the dollar amount she had managed to deny through rescission. (The director had saved the company nearly $10 million, earning a score of 3. WellPoint's president, Brian A. Sassi, &lt;a href="http://energycommerce.house.gov/Press_111/20090616/testimony_sassi.pdf" target="_blank"&gt;insists&lt;/a&gt; this is not routine company practice.) Rescission's victims tend typically to be less-educated people who are more likely to make an error in filling out their insurance forms and lack the means to challenge a rescission in court—a path in which success is, at any rate, not guaranteed, because under state law the practice is perfectly legal if done within the allowable time frame (&lt;a href="http://energycommerce.house.gov/Press_111/20090616/testimony_pollitz.pdf" target="_blank"&gt;typically up to two years&lt;/a&gt; after a policy is issued).&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Is this a single-payer system?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Once again, simply no.  The UK has a single-payer system, the single-payer being the government.  The proposal by the White House that has the most support in Congress suggests a public option run as a not-for-profit alternative in a insurance marketplace &lt;a href="http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2009/aug/11/barack-obama/obama-gets-right-federal-health-care-benefits/"&gt;similar to the exchange offered to government employees&lt;/a&gt;.  As proposed, the public plan would be one that competes on a level playing field with private insurers. Such an entity wouldn't be able to use its sheer size to set prices the way Medicare does--but it could nonetheless incur savings, and in so doing drive down the cost of health insurance in the private market.  Critics claim that this would cut into the profits of private insurers and force them out of business in lieu of the competition, yet my response would be: isn't that capitalism at its best?  In my opinion this would finally be the government interceding on the public's behalf, unlike in the banking fiasco.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Will we be cutting money from Medicare?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Yes, but not exactly in the way that the attackers are insinuating.  The biggest part of the money proposed to be cut from Medicare would be the subsidies paid to private insurers for the Medicare Advantage (MA) program.  The MA program, which pays private insurance companies a set rate to treat Medicare beneficiaries who sign up, it was conceived as a cost containment measure on the theory that competition between HMOs, PPOs and other private plans would drive down costs.  In fact, MA plans have consistently cost the government more per beneficiary than traditional fee-for-service Medicare costs.  About 18 percent of beneficiaries now belong to MA plans.  The Congressional Budget Office estimates that if the government refused to pay MA plans more than traditional Medicare costs, that the taxpayers would save &lt;a href="http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/promise/70/eliminate-the-higher-subsidies-to-medicare-advanta/"&gt;$9.5-billion in 2009, $54-billion over the 2009-2012 period, and $150-billion over 10 years&lt;/a&gt;. The $150 billion over the next ten years would be the most major of the proposed cuts.  Other cuts are vague at best and labeled mostly as cutting inefficiency.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;How would this be paid for?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Here the information is unclear at best.  Obama has been adamant that he will not sign any legislation that adds to the deficit.  The Medicare savings are a supposed large part of the estimated $1.5 trillion pricetag over the next ten years (&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/22/opinion/22krugman.html?_r=1"&gt;less than the $1.8 trillion the Bush tax cuts cost us&lt;/a&gt; over roughly the same time frame), but it is not all of it.  Taxing the upper classes charitable donations has fallen by the wayside, yet a proposal to limit the amount of deductions available to individuals making over $250,000 per year has been discussed as well as a &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8160058.stm"&gt;surtax of 1%-5% on families making over $350,000&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Another &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8160058.stm"&gt;option being considered is to tax employer health benefits&lt;/a&gt;.  Right now, employees get all their health benefits tax-free—a policy called the &lt;a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2009/05/health_reform_for_beginners_th.html" target="_blank"&gt;employer tax exclusion&lt;/a&gt;.  Althought this has bipartisan appeal, there are problems with this setup.  For one thing, it is regressive as people with jobs are generally wealthier than those without, yet they get the tax break.  It also reduces transparency, since employees don't know exactly what their premiums are paying for.  In addition, it gives employers an incentive to offer high-cost health care plans, which don't get taxed, instead of higher wages.  &lt;a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2009/05/health_reform_for_beginners_th.html"&gt;This proposal would cap the amount of untaxed benefits at somewhere around $12,000 or by income level&lt;/a&gt;. That would reduce or eliminate the preferential treatment described above.  The government would collect an estimated $200 billion to $300 billion a year.  &lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2220139?obref=obinsite"&gt;Over 10 years, that's potentially more than $2.5 trillion&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;em&gt;$1 trillion&lt;/em&gt; more than the government is estimated to need to pay for health care reform.  Republicans and moderate Democrats have been pushing this idea for a while.  Sen. Max Baucus included it in his original white paper on health care reform.  Sen. John McCain made it the centerpiece of his campaign health care plan.  The downside for Obama is that he adamantly opposed this policy during the campaign.  Yet budget director Peter Orszag has refused to take the option off the table, and economic adviser Jason Furman has supported the policy in the past.  Obama himself has signaled that he would allow it—but he doesn't necessarily want to propose it for obvious reasons.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;What the hell is Sarah Palin talking about?  (a.k.a. Will there be care rationing?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska, urged her supporters to oppose Democratic plans for health care reform on her Facebook page.  "As more Americans delve into the disturbing details of the nationalized health care plan that the current administration is rushing through Congress, our collective jaw is dropping, and we’re saying not just no, but hell no!" wrote Palin in &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin#/note.php?note_id=113851103434&amp;amp;ref=mf" target="_blank"&gt;a note&lt;/a&gt; posted Aug. 7, 2009.  She said that the Democrats plan to reduce health care costs by simply refusing to pay for care.  "And who will suffer the most when they ration care?  The sick, the elderly, and the disabled, of course.  The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care.  Such a system is downright evil."  For once, I agree with the quitter, that would be evil, too bad for her that is not what is being discussed.  The truth is that the health bill allows Medicare, for the first time, to pay for doctors' appointments for patients to discuss living wills and other end-of-life issues with their physicians.  These types of appointments are completely optional, and AARP supports the measure.  Palin also may have also jumped to conclusions about the Obama administration's efforts to promote comparative effectiveness research.  Such research has nothing to do with evaluating patients for "worthiness."  Rather, comparative effectiveness research finds out which treatments work better than others.  The health reform bill being considered in the House of Representatives says that a Comparative Effectiveness Research Center shall "conduct, support, and synthesize research" that looks at "outcomes, effectiveness, and appropriateness of health care services and procedures in order to identify the manner in which diseases, disorders, and other health conditions can most effectively and appropriately be prevented, diagnosed, treated, and managed clinically."  The idea here, which Obama and his budget director Peter Orszag have discussed many times, is to make it easier for doctors, health care workers, insurance companies and patients to find out which treatments are the most effective, as determined by clinical studies and other research.  I looked for proof for the inflammatory claims that the health care bill encourages euthanasia.  It doesn't.  There's certainly no "death board" that determines the worthiness of individuals to receive care.  She said that the Democratic plan will ration care and "my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care."  Palin's statement sounds more like a science fiction movie than part of an actual bill before Congress.  Obama has said he believes a comparative effectiveness commission should advise health care workers, not require them to follow certain treatments.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;On the radio show of former Sen. Fred Thompson on July 16, 2009, McCaughey said "Congress would make it mandatory — absolutely require — that every five years people in Medicare have a required counseling session that will tell them how to end their life sooner."  She said those sessions would help the elderly learn how to "decline nutrition, how to decline being hydrated, how to go in to hospice care ... all to do what's in society's best interest or in your family's best interest and cut your life short."  In her chat with Thompson, McCaughey said the language can be found on page 425 of the health care bill, so I looked there.  Indeed, Sec. 1233 of the bill, labeled "Advance Care Planning Consultation" details how the bill would, for the first time, require Medicare to cover the cost of end-of-life counseling sessions.  According to the bill, "such consultation shall include the following: An explanation by the practitioner of advance care planning, including key questions and considerations, important steps, and suggested people to talk to; an explanation by the practitioner of advance directives, including living wills and durable powers of attorney, and their uses; an explanation by the practitioner of the role and responsibilities of a health care proxy."  Medicare will cover one session every five years, the legislation states.  If a patient becomes very ill in the interim, Medicare will cover additional sessions.  Jon Keyserling, general counsel and vice president of public policy for the National Hospice and Palliative Care Organization, which supports the provision, said the bill doesn't encourage seniors to end their lives, it just allows some important counseling for decisions that take time and consideration.  "These are very serious conversations," he said. "It needs to be an informative conversation from the medical side and it needs to be thought about carefully by the patient and their families."  In no way would these sessions be designed to encourage patients to end their lives, said Jim Dau, national spokeman for AARP, a group that represents people over 50 that has lobbied in support of the advanced planning provision.  McCaughey's comments are "not just wrong, they are cruel," said Dau.  "We want to make sure people are making the right decision.  If some one wants to take every life-saving measure, that's their call.  Others will decide it's not worth going through this trauma just for themselves and their families, and that's their decision, too."  Both Keyserling and Dau were particularly troubled that McCaughey insisted — three times, to be exact — that the sessions would be mandatory, which they are not.  For his part, Keyserling said he and outside counsel read the language carefully to make sure that was not the case.  "Neither of us can come to the conclusion that it's mandatory." he said.  "This new consultation is just like all in Medicare: it's voluntary."  "The only thing mandatory is that Medicare will have to pay for the counseling," said Dau.  There's really no gray area here.  McCaughey incorrectly states that the bill would require Medicare patients to have these counseling sessions and she is suggesting that the government is somehow trying to interfere with a very personal decision.  And her claim that the sessions would "tell [seniors] how to end their life sooner" is an outright distortion.  Rather, the sessions are an option for elderly patients who want to learn more about living wills, health care proxies and other forms of end-of-life planning.  McCaughey isn't just wrong, she's spreading a ridiculous falsehood.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Will there be rationing of care?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;No.  Mr. Obama said he was &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/12/health/policy/12health.html?pagewanted=1&amp;amp;sq&amp;amp;st=nyt&amp;amp;scp=1"&gt;not proposing to ration care, but just wanted to coordinate it better&lt;/a&gt;.  For example, he said, he wants to eliminate repetitious tests ordered by different doctors for the same patient.  Electronic medical records and health information technology, championed by Mr. Obama, could reduce such duplication.  But, under his plan, it is not clear who would take responsibility for patients and coordinate care in traditional fee-for-service medicine.  President Obama has stated that rationing care is more rampant under our current system than it would be under the reform.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Sorry for the lack of exposition towards the end, this has been a rough post to research with a crabby three month old around.  Any requests for further research or talking points are welcome, just post in the comments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the record, I do support health care reform.  I would like a single-payer system, yet a public option would be a welcome compromise.  Politics are compromise, maybe America needs to remember that instead of thinking that helping each other is somehow infringing on personal liberty.  The thing that I keep in mind, and I hope you do too, is there is no actual bill yet.  There are four proposals, with H.R. 3200 being the most complete (yet not the best by any stretch, the best in my opinion is the Wyden-Bennett Act).  There is debate for a reason, to air all points and reach a consensus, not to shout each other down for having different beliefs, I don't agree with that tactic from the left or the right.  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Yet, the morning after I was tuning into the news channels to revel in a foreign relations win for the US unfamiliar to me for eight-plus years.  To my surprise, CNN was actually covering the story instead of some damn celebrity.  Yet to my amazement, Fox News was up in arms about some secret "deal" with Kim Jong Il.  Can't we just celebrate a win?  Two United States citizens are home with their families that they may have never seen again if there had not been intervention, yet this is looked upon as an opportunity to criticize...wait for it...President Obama.  Frankly, I am not that surprised, the man could cure cancer and Fox would ask "why not AIDS?", yet the comments of Dick Morris literally turned my stomach.  I'll quote from &lt;a href="http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200908050009"&gt;MediaMatters.org&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Criticizing Bill Clinton's "awful," "ridiculous" trip to North Korea, Fox News political contributor Dick Morris said of the two freed journalists:  "I feel badly for the two journalists, but what were they doing in North Korea in the first place?"  Morris later responded to a question about "how were we supposed to get them home" by stating:  "Maybe they don't come home.  Maybe they go to North Korea and they live with the consequences of their decision to go there."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From the August 5 edition of Fox News' &lt;em&gt;Fox &amp;amp; Friends:&lt;object height="260" width="320"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/flash/mediaplayer316.swf"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="config=http://mediamatters.org/embed/cfg?flv=http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/video/2009/08/05/friends-20090805-hostages.flv"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/flash/mediaplayer316.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="config=http://mediamatters.org/embed/cfg?flv=http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/video/2009/08/05/friends-20090805-hostages.flv" height="260" width="320"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Disgusting.  These are Americans.  These are women with families.  You sir, make me ashamed to inhabit the same country as you.  Super classy.  Dick.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-4168103756376089542?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/4168103756376089542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=4168103756376089542' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4168103756376089542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4168103756376089542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/08/north-korea-releasing-their-hostages.html' title='North Korea releasing their hostages'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-4003679199345705776</id><published>2009-08-06T23:51:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-06T23:53:32.081-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SnuzQHegPwI/AAAAAAAAAEc/Uh-ahClNohk/s1600-h/1510963600_750a397410_o.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SnuzQHegPwI/AAAAAAAAAEc/Uh-ahClNohk/s400/1510963600_750a397410_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5367080470408347394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px;" src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bHQ9MTI*OTYyMDY1OTQ5NiZwdD*xMjQ5NjIwNzA2OTg3JnA9Mzg2MzYxJmQ9Jm49YmxvZ2dlciZnPTEmbz1iOGY4ZjFmNzhiNjE*NmRmYWFiYjRkNzQzOGUzMjdkYSZvZj*w.gif" border="0" height="0" width="0" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-4003679199345705776?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/4003679199345705776/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=4003679199345705776' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4003679199345705776'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4003679199345705776'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/08/photobucket.html' title=''/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SnuzQHegPwI/AAAAAAAAAEc/Uh-ahClNohk/s72-c/1510963600_750a397410_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-8436199524573509608</id><published>2009-07-07T14:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T14:55:02.058-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Absence'/><title type='text'>Hey hey!  New baby!</title><content type='html'>Which explains why I haven't been posting this summer.  I'll be back as soon as possible.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-8436199524573509608?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/8436199524573509608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=8436199524573509608' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8436199524573509608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8436199524573509608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/07/hey-hey-new-baby.html' title='Hey hey!  New baby!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-1898116104440604249</id><published>2009-04-09T15:21:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-09T15:24:11.669-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kids'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Apologies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school'/><title type='text'>Hello loyal readers</title><content type='html'>Sorry for the sparseness of entries, my schedule is completely consumed with preparations for the new baby, continued quality time with Kaitlin and Grace, work, and school (in no particular order).  Feel free to shoot me an email every once in awhile if you're looking for my always passionate, not always informed opinion...or just a smart ass comment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks,&lt;br /&gt;Jacob&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1898116104440604249?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/1898116104440604249/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=1898116104440604249' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1898116104440604249'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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term='Religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Safe Sex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Condoms'/><title type='text'>Hilarious!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lh0ZB9OD_fg&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lh0ZB9OD_fg&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1537016394750897425?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-1837470764795622973</id><published>2009-03-02T11:58:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T11:59:28.598-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Neil Patrick Harris'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Proposition 8'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jack Black'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gay rights'/><title type='text'>Funny video for the day that Prop 8 goes back to court...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_c0cf508ff8"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=c0cf508ff8"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed width="512" height="328" flashvars="key=c0cf508ff8" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_c0cf508ff8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-8-the-musical-starring-jack-black-john-c-reilly-and-many-more-from-fod-team-jack-black-craig-robinson-john-c-reilly-and-rashida-jones" title="from FOD Team, Jack Black, Craig Robinson, John C Reilly, and Rashida Jones"&gt;"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more...&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/jackblack"&gt;Jack Black&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1837470764795622973?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/1837470764795622973/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=1837470764795622973' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1837470764795622973'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1837470764795622973'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/03/funny-video-for-day-that-prop-8-goes.html' title='Funny video for the day that Prop 8 goes back to court...'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3808870198163409449</id><published>2009-02-16T23:05:00.008-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-17T00:38:19.852-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='right-wing radio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='O&apos;Reilly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hannity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Schadenfreude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ignorance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hippies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='moronitude'/><title type='text'>Just out of morbid curiosity...</title><content type='html'>I &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;occasionally&lt;/span&gt; tune in and listen to either &lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/oreilly/index.html"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;O'Reilly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/hannity/index.html#"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Hannity&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; on the radio, I've tried &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Frankenidiot.jpg"&gt;Rush, he's an idiot&lt;/a&gt;.  Call it knowing thine enemy, call it arming myself for the asshole apocalypse, call it masochism, I do not care what you call it.  I gain a sense of self-satisfaction out of it, much like when I read &lt;a href="http://www.fark.com/"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;Fark&lt;/span&gt;.com&lt;/a&gt; articles tagged with Florida or secretly make fun of &lt;a href="http://redneck414.tripod.com/"&gt;people who find Larry the Cable Guy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://redneck414.tripod.com/"&gt; funny&lt;/a&gt;.  It is a sense derived from the satisfaction you take from the misery or ignorance of others, a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude"&gt;schadenfreude&lt;/a&gt;-like feeling that I just can not peel myself away from.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why?  I don't know, I think it may be a sign of mental illness, but the stories they weave like tapestry and callers they field are but a sampling of the ignoramuses that I have tended to run into for the last ten years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In my pursuits of better pastures of &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;bartending&lt;/span&gt; in the last three years, I have run into a lot of morons, on both sides of the political spectrum.  From the over-privileged trust fund prince or princess, to the &lt;a href="http://www.hudin.com/blog/so_whats_a_crippie/"&gt;immature patchouli smelling wanna-be hippies&lt;/a&gt; just back from a week-long smoke out at &lt;a href="http://www.bonnaroo.com/"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;Bonnaroo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; (let us not say that I do not enjoy &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;Bonnaroo&lt;/span&gt;, or the music played there, I actually love the so-called &lt;a href="http://www.davematthewsband.com/"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;neo&lt;/span&gt;-&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;hippy&lt;/span&gt; music&lt;/a&gt;, I just hate posers) who tells me how evil the Bush administration is and yet does nothing but spend his/her parent's money on new &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"&gt;Birkenstocks&lt;/span&gt; (real hippies would have made their own damn shoes!) and a dime bag.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate equally, trust me, ninety percent of the people you meet, anywhere, are &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"&gt;asshats&lt;/span&gt;.  I just happen to live here, so its what I write about.  When I lived in Louisiana, I thought the people there were dumb too (Sorry for the brief caveat, but it needed to be said, I would not want to be accused of romanticising the land of my youth).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, back to my occasional dirty pleasure, right-wing talk radio.  I don't really have anything to report.  They are so busy talking about undermining the President, for no reason other than to do it that I can discern, they are attacking someone that doesn't really matter, or, better yet, shilling either one of their books or the books of one of their own ideology.  I will spare everyone the diatribe of my hatred for &lt;a href="http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2009/02/13/columnist-ann-coulter-defends-white-supremacist-group/" rel="tag"&gt;Ann &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"&gt;Coulter&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2009/02/13/columnist-ann-coulter-defends-white-supremacist-group/"&gt;, but this one is a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"&gt;doozy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  They threw around half-truths and outright lies, then lambasted anyone who dared to cite a credible source to back up an argument.  In other words, they &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"&gt;pundit-ed&lt;/span&gt;.  They functioned as the mouthpiece of cultural "frustration" which makes them millions of dollars while we are worried about unemployment.  I really felt like their listeners (please include my usual sarcasm here), like they were speaking for me and were on my side in a way that the rest of the "liberal" media wasn't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yet, I found nothing so blatantly telling of the sheer &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14"&gt;moronitude&lt;/span&gt; of my fellow listeners as this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SZpUwBxCysI/AAAAAAAAAEU/vgpuB0Hb_AE/s1600-h/choosecity.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 167px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SZpUwBxCysI/AAAAAAAAAEU/vgpuB0Hb_AE/s200/choosecity.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303644695266773698" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I instantly felt dumber when I heard it...I feel dirtier still even &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15"&gt;re-posting&lt;/span&gt; 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is one funny guy:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/president-obama-is-litera_b_166152.html"&gt;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/president-obama-is-litera_b_166152.htm&lt;/a&gt;l&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well played Mr. Cesca, well played.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7388021109992720951?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7388021109992720951/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7388021109992720951' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7388021109992720951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7388021109992720951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/02/its-frustrating.html' title='Its frustrating...'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6627427817705713644</id><published>2009-02-13T09:42:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-13T09:47:02.020-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='War'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Economy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Class'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Partisan Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stimulus'/><title type='text'>Follow up to my very tired ramblings of last evening...</title><content type='html'>My main problem (which I diverted from as I read more and got more agitated) was that the logic that some people seem to be using to discredit the bill. To claim that stimulating the economy is a less noble cause to borrow money for than one of the two wars &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'CSS.addClass($("&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;that we are fighting at the moment is vacuous to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At best, we are fighting a war on two fronts (which never turns out well), and one, the much more expensive one, we created the problem on. Whereas, I do feel that military spending is fully warranted, when I see state funding and education funding cut out of one draft and military spending expanded in the same draft, that doesn't sound like stimulus to me. I have read the stimulus package and understood as much as I can without training in economics and agree with many on the front that it is not the plan that I would like to see. I think tax cuts for smaller businesses to stay afloat, &lt;/span&gt;but, unfortunately that is not the businesses that have been receiving tax breaks in the last 20 years. We've returned to a mindset very reminiscent of the early 20th century, where big business is our prime motivator and the worker is just a cog in the machine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a side note, do not mistake my post for wholehearted support for the Democrats in&lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt; Congress. They have screwed the pooch on a necessary evil much worse than I thought possible. The aim of this was to lessen the load on middle class citizens and small business, while creating an energy independent economy for the future. The bureaucracy has stepped in and either compromised or flat out held up any semblance of that getting done so far.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the record,I don't want the government to save us, I just want them held to the same standard at their job as all of the rest of us are. If I sucked at bartending this bad, I would have been forced to change professions by now! Instead, I'm working my way out...hopefully!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6627427817705713644?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6627427817705713644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6627427817705713644' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6627427817705713644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6627427817705713644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/02/follow-up-to-my-very-tired-ramblings-of.html' title='Follow up to my very tired ramblings of last evening...'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-8880742509174412728</id><published>2009-02-12T23:01:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-13T00:51:54.433-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='War'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Economy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Class'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Partisan Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stimulus'/><title type='text'>Don't We Have to Pay ALL of the Money Back?</title><content type='html'>I'm getting a little sick and tired of every time I turn on the television I see some Republican mouthpiece claiming that we are dooming a future generation...financially.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If its not John Sununu on the &lt;a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/index.jhtml"&gt;Daily Show&lt;/a&gt; tonight (link to follow later), its &lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/10/stimulus.package.debate/index.html?iref=newssearch"&gt;John McCain calling it "generational theft"&lt;/a&gt;.  Apparently, this strategy of calling it "theft" is the creation of House minority leader &lt;a href="http://johnboehner.house.gov/"&gt;John Boehner&lt;/a&gt;, who wrote it on a new-ish site called &lt;a href="http://americaspeakon.org/about"&gt;AmericaSpeaksOn&lt;/a&gt;.  The basic argument is that Democrats are trying to spending and borrow their way to prosperity, which is true in a technical sense but debatable and provocative politically.  I believe the phrase was also used by &lt;a href="http://michellemalkin.com/"&gt;Michelle Malkin&lt;/a&gt;, coined to describe the stimulus package (I've seen it on her Twitter if I remember right).  Whomever it may be saying the phrase, it does contain truth value.  Possibly unbeknownst to the millionaires of Congress,  this is how credit works.  You borrow money you don't have, on the promise to pay it, plus interest, back in the future.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yet, if my memory serves me correctly (as it almost always does in trivial matters), they should know about credit all too well.  After all, we are fighting not one, but two wars on credit as we speak.  I guess Republicans are fiscal conservatives--unless they're in power.  On last Thursday's Daily Show, Jon Stewart showed &lt;a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=217693&amp;amp;title=clusterf#@k-to-the-poor-house"&gt;clips&lt;/a&gt; (skip to 5:16 in) from Boehner and other opponents of the stimulus justifying spending billions in Iraq.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) discussed his objections to President Obama’s stimulus package currently before the Senate. McConnell expressed his concerns over the long term cost of the plan, because “we are already looking at, before we even do this, at over a trillion dollar deficit for this year”: &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Most of my members believe that we could pass a very robust stimulus for less than the amount currently before us. &lt;strong&gt;We have been throwing figures around like it was paper money. We are already looking at, before we even do this, at over a trillion dollar deficit for this year&lt;/strong&gt;. We all agree that we need to do something, but I don’t think we should not just completely act like the amount is irrelevant.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;McConnell is not alone in trotting out this argument. Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC) has also railed against increasing the deficit to pay for measures that won’t act as effective economic stimulus, saying that the current stimulus plan is “&lt;a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/01/demint-i-like-obama-but-hes-mugging-the-american-people.php"&gt;arrogantly indifferent to economic reality&lt;/a&gt;.”&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p&gt;In order to criticize, you should present a solution.  The only comprehensive alternative being offered by Senate conservatives is DeMint’s “American Option: A Jobs Plan That Works,” a series of p&lt;a href="http://demint.senate.gov/public/_files/2009-01-29_DeMint_Jobs_Plan_Summary.pdf"&gt;ermanent tax breaks for corporations and wealthy Americans&lt;/a&gt;. A new analysis from the &lt;a href="http://www.americanprogressaction.org/"&gt;Center for American Progress Action Fund&lt;/a&gt; finds that the DeMint plan would cost over $3.1 trillion over ten years (more than three times the amount of President Obama’s plan) and be largely ineffective at creating jobs.  The DeMint plan includes &lt;a href="http://demint.senate.gov/public/_files/2009-01-29_DeMint_Jobs_Plan_Summary.pdf"&gt;permanently cutting&lt;/a&gt; the corporate tax rate, totally eliminating the Alternative Minimum Tax, lowering income tax rates for the wealthiest Americans, and eliminating scores of tax deductions that help students pay for college, sick families pay medical bills, and teachers purchase supplies for their classrooms.  Permanent tax cuts are one of the least effective ways of stimulating the economy according to both &lt;a href="http://www.econbrowser.com/archives/2008/10/pocketfull_of_m.html"&gt;Moody’s Economy.com&lt;/a&gt; and the &lt;a href="http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/89xx/doc8916/01-15-Econ_Stimulus.pdf"&gt;Congressional Budget Office&lt;/a&gt;. Furthermore, slashing government revenues this permanently would leave deep structural deficits for generations to come.  McConnell is fond of saying that a stimulus bill should be “&lt;a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/02/01/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry4767026.shtml"&gt;timely, temporary, and targeted&lt;/a&gt;.” The plan Senate Republicans were backing, though, fulfills none of these criteria.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;To revisit the title, what is the difference on the money we borrow?  Is it worth more to rebuild another country or our own?  Correct me if I'm wrong, but are these not members of the same party who continually deny climate change exists, fuel economy standards are necessary, and believe that our best energy solution is "Drill, Baby, Drill"?  Since when is this party concerned about my generation, much less my children's?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So Ladies and Gentlemen of the Congress, I respectfully request that you stop blowing smoke up our asses and do your jobs.  The economy is partly your fault, therefore, the lion's share of the repair is your responsibility.  I will do my part by continuing to go to work for as long as I am employed and able, also by continuing to shop for groceries in America.  All I ask is that you don't insult my intelligence.  Everyone in the Midwest is not on meth, everyone in the South is not a bible-thumping racist, not everyone in the city is a sodomizing liberal, not every African American can play basketball nor are they criminals, not every Latino is here to steal a job, not every Middle Easterner is a terrorist, not every Indian is a telemarketer nor do they all own convienece stores nor are they all doctors, not every Native American owns a casino, not every Asian American is good at math, and not every religious person is a Christian nor are all people believers.  Stop lumping everyone together, unless you finally figure out how to do so by lumping us together as Americans, all for one and one for all, all in it together, succeed or fail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;My fellow citizens, feel free to forward this sentiment if you agree or debate me if you disagree, but keep in mind, we need to take our destiny back from these ridiculous people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-8880742509174412728?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/8880742509174412728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=8880742509174412728' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8880742509174412728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8880742509174412728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/02/dont-we-have-to-pay-all-of-money-back.html' title='Don&apos;t We Have to Pay ALL of the Money Back?'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6470470493159429798</id><published>2009-02-12T07:38:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-12T07:40:43.824-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Philosophy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sleep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school'/><title type='text'>Studying...</title><content type='html'>Waking up at the seeming butt crack of dawn to study for a philosophy test is the bomb, dog!  Deep thinking with eye boogers, what a combo!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6470470493159429798?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6470470493159429798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6470470493159429798' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6470470493159429798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6470470493159429798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/02/studying.html' title='Studying...'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-2263224846004876940</id><published>2009-02-12T00:16:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-12T00:23:00.526-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sierra Leone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Salma Hayek'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beautiful Woman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humantarian Act'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Breastfeeding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lucky Kid'/><title type='text'>The Coonass is Jealous of a Baby From Sierra Leone</title><content type='html'>I mean really?  This kid is not even a year old and his life will never get better than this moment, sucks that he won't remember it.  Don't worry kid, you'll always have video to watch later:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kM7kKJ1NbQA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kM7kKJ1NbQA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Salma&lt;/span&gt;...big fan.  Um, may I cut in?  Seriously, I'm not big on celebrity worship in any way at all, but that woman is hot sex on a platter!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-2263224846004876940?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/2263224846004876940/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=2263224846004876940' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2263224846004876940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2263224846004876940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/02/coonass-is-jealous-of-baby-from-sierra.html' title='The Coonass is Jealous of a Baby From Sierra Leone'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-4871965922487547019</id><published>2009-02-10T12:37:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-10T16:16:23.202-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jobs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frustration'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='big business'/><title type='text'>Looking for work</title><content type='html'>Gotta love getting canned.  I'm somewhat amazed at how much the restaurant business has changed over the years.  Although it has never been a secure industry to work in, I am somewhat amazed at the lack of concern for an employee's well-being.  To not have any concern over the bottom line seems like a cold way to run a business.  To offer insurance and then make it neither cost effective, nor make the hours necessary to maintain it attainable in a way to have any quality of life is an insult.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unfortunately, it is one of the few jobs available to a college student where hours and money converge (at least to my knowledge, any opposing viewpoints would be more than welcome).  Therefore, unless someone points me in a new direction for opportunity while I finish school, I am stuck in an untenable situation.  To get another restaurant job seems like a &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Pyhrric&lt;/span&gt; victory, at best.  Yet, it seems to be my only option once again.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-4871965922487547019?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/4871965922487547019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=4871965922487547019' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4871965922487547019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4871965922487547019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/02/looking-for-work.html' title='Looking for work'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3738039987890564428</id><published>2009-02-06T22:00:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-07T01:13:32.610-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Economy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='B.S.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bipartisian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stimulus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Recession'/><title type='text'>So I Really Thought We'd Turned a Corner...</title><content type='html'>I honestly did.  I thought, after all these years, this nation may live up to the promise that people have claimed that it has had for years.  Then this Stimulus Package starts to poke its head up.  I'm neither a fan of government bailouts (despite the accusations that I am a Socialist), nor am I a fan of hyper-partisan behavior (despite the accusations that I am a cowardly Democrat).  I feel that a major corporation, i.e. a bank, which had a somewhat major hand in creating the financial quagmire that we currently reside in &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;WORLDWIDE&lt;/span&gt;, does not deserve a hand up from our tax coffers.  Yet, that ship had sailed long before this, in the crisis of the autumn of 2008, so let us not re-visit an argument that has a precedent in place against our stance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead, I would like to discuss the new &lt;a href="http://readthestimulus.org/"&gt;American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009&lt;/a&gt;.  The original plan entailed a $825 billion dollar package, some of the &lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123202946622485595.html"&gt;highlights&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 class="first"&gt;Spending&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;table width="350"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Energy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="even"&gt;&lt;td valign="top" width="75"&gt;$32 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Funding for "smart electricity grid" to reduce waste&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$20 billion +&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Renewable energy tax cuts and a tax credit for research and development on energy-related work, and a multiyear extension of renewable energy production tax credit&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="even"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$6 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Funding to weatherize modest-income homes&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;table width="350"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Science and Technology&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="even"&gt;&lt;td valign="top" width="75"&gt;$10 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Science facilities&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$6 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;High-speed Internet access for rural and underserved areas&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;table width="350"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Infrastructure&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="even"&gt;&lt;td valign="top" width="75"&gt;$32 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Transportation projects&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$31 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Construction and repair of federal buildings and other public infrastructure&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="even"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$19 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Water projects&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$10 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Rail and mass transit projects&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;table width="350"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Education&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="even"&gt;&lt;td valign="top" width="75"&gt;$41 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Grants to local school districts&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$79 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;State fiscal relief to prevent cuts in state aid&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="even"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$21 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;School modernization&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;table width="350"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" valign="top"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Health Care&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="even"&gt;&lt;td valign="top" width="75"&gt;$39 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Subsidies to health insurance for unemployed; providing coverage through Medicaid&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$90 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Help to states with Medicaid&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="even"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$20 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Modernization of health-information technology systems&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class="odd"&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;$4 billion&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;Preventative care&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;h3 class="first"&gt;Taxes&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Individuals:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;$500 per worker, $1,000 per couple tax cut for two years, costing about $140 billion&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Greater access to the $1,000-per-child tax credit for the working poor&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Expansion of the earned-income tax credit to include families with three children&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;A $2,500 college tuition tax credit&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Repeal of a requirement that a $7,500 first-time homebuyer tax credit be paid back over time&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Businesses:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;An infusion of cash into money-losing companies by allowing them to claim tax credits on past profits dating back five years instead of two&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Bonus depreciation for businesses investing in new plants and equipment&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Doubling of the amount small businesses can write off for capital investments and new equipment purchases&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Allowing businesses to claim a tax credit for hiring disconnected youth and veterans&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Source: Associated Press&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Virtually immediately after this package was introduced, the American Public was bombarded with reports of pork-barrel spending and spending earmarks (remember those hot-button topics Democrats won with?).  These accusations made the rounds on right-wing radio and television faster than a gravy boat at Rush Limbaugh's house.  So, I curiously sought out these obvious miscarriages of the public trust labeled as the "pork", the results?  All of the same, tired excuses that Limbaugh and Hannity love to toss around, food stamps, global warming, socialism, etc. etc. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So naturally, since right-wing talk radio and Fox News are such rational and fact-obsessed paragons of public service, some members of the House and Senate decided that their always well-researched and unbiased opinions must be correct and either voted against the bill or pushed to cut out the "pork".  The pervasive idea in the Republican brain-trust seems to be that the key to bringing the U.S.'s economy back from the brink of deflation and depression is....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wait for it, it should sound familiar....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TAX CUTS!!!!  Because who can spend money smarter and better than rich people?  Therefore, make them richer!  Isn't this the theory of the last ten years?  Free up money for the wealthy and it will make the entire system better?  Ridiculous tripe, while cutting corporate taxes the same cabal made it easier to store profits in tax-free offshore shelters.  Why are we listening to this drivel when it was this group of geniuses who got the situation to the point it is at now?  They were too busy playing the fear card for anyone but the diligent to notice that no one was driving the ship.  Now that the ship has run aground, the same group is telling us it is our fault and the fault of the people who were just elected.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I call Bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This brings us to today's compromise in the Senate.  The only thing compromised during this process was my faith that these people have our country's best interests at heart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/06/crucial-stimulus-meeting_n_164716.html"&gt;Details of today's comprimise as they stand now from The Huffington Post at 9:44pm February 6th&lt;/a&gt; :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;The actual price tag on the Senate stimulus package will be north of $800 billion. The deal reached today will be passed as an amendment to the original bill and is roughly $780 billion. But the three amendments that have already passed this week will still be part of the law. One, a housing credit of $15,000 per buyer, is estimated to cost $19 billion. Another, a tax credit for folks who buy energy efficient cars, comes in at around $11 billion. A third, giving $6.5 billion more to the National Institutes of Health, would also be included in the total cost, which takes it to roughly $817 billion, close to the amount of the package passed by the House.   &lt;p&gt;Republicans have been arguing tonight that the higher price tag means that there is, in fact, no deal -- since the deal is for the $780 billion. Democratic senators and Sens. Arlen Specter and Susan Collins said, however, that there &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt; a deal and that the amendments will be worked out in the negotiations between the Senate and House. The NIH piece may have the best chance of survival because it was sponsored by Specter, whose vote will be needed again to pass whatever emerges from House-Senate negotiations. The assumption among Democrats, said aides, is that those amendments will be stripped out during the conference negotiations, because the crux of the compromise deal is the $780 billion package. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Sen. Max Baucus (D-Mont.) named a third Republican who backs the package, thanking Sen. Olympia Snowe of Maine for her "very, very strong support for this measure." Snowe's support means that Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) is not needed to reach the crucial mark of 60, though he may still appear.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Well, I'm tired and frustrated, thanks Congress!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-3738039987890564428?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3738039987890564428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3738039987890564428' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3738039987890564428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3738039987890564428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/02/so-i-really-thought-wed-turned-corner.html' title='So I Really Thought We&apos;d Turned a Corner...'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-163632602257878599</id><published>2009-02-06T21:54:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-06T22:00:51.420-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Generation Y'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Responsibility'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Future'/><title type='text'>A Very Poigniant Video</title><content type='html'>Good stuff, this video isn't really aimed towards my generation, but I would love to see people in my generation really start to put some of this kind of thought into action.  People my age will bitch and moan about teenagers, but they're just as apathetic and self-absorbed as the people they're complaining about.  Time to be Americans again people, if not, we unfortunately all reap what we sow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/42E2fAWM6rA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/42E2fAWM6rA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-163632602257878599?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/163632602257878599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=163632602257878599' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/163632602257878599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/163632602257878599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/02/very-poigniant-video.html' title='A Very Poigniant Video'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-8518484075086928201</id><published>2009-02-02T10:23:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T12:38:04.936-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movie Trailers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Super Bowl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Commercials'/><title type='text'>The real winners of the Super Bowl</title><content type='html'>Congrats to the Steelers for winning the game (under questionable officiating, in my opinion), but the real competition is the commercials.  Here are my winners:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conan O'Brien is the big winner:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;iframe src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/28922959#28922959" scrolling="no" width="425" frameborder="0" height="339"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;style type="text/css"&gt;.msnbcLinks {font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;} .msnbcLinks a {text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px;} .msnbcLinks a:link, .msnbcLinks a:visited {color: #5799db !important;} .msnbcLinks a:hover, .msnbcLinks a:active {color:#CC0000 !important;} &lt;/style&gt;&lt;p class="msnbcLinks"&gt;Visit msnbc.com for &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/"&gt;Breaking News&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032507"&gt;World News&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032072"&gt;News about the Economy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Classic Shatner:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;iframe src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/28923016#28923016" scrolling="no" width="425" frameborder="0" height="339"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;style type="text/css"&gt;.msnbcLinks {font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;} .msnbcLinks a {text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px;} .msnbcLinks a:link, .msnbcLinks a:visited {color: #5799db !important;} .msnbcLinks a:hover, .msnbcLinks a:active {color:#CC0000 !important;} &lt;/style&gt;&lt;p class="msnbcLinks"&gt;Visit msnbc.com for &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/"&gt;Breaking News&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032507"&gt;World News&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032072"&gt;News about the Economy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This spot with Alec Baldwin killed me:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="512" height="296"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/4c-DFkJtSYoldNENyrkDFw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/4c-DFkJtSYoldNENyrkDFw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="512" height="296"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then the E-Trade babies still crack me up:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;iframe src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/28923026#28923026" scrolling="no" width="425" frameborder="0" height="339"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;style type="text/css"&gt;.msnbcLinks {font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;} .msnbcLinks a {text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px;} .msnbcLinks a:link, .msnbcLinks a:visited {color: #5799db !important;} .msnbcLinks a:hover, .msnbcLinks a:active {color:#CC0000 !important;} &lt;/style&gt;&lt;p class="msnbcLinks"&gt;Visit msnbc.com for &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/"&gt;Breaking News&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032507"&gt;World News&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032072"&gt;News about the Economy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NBC had one of the funniest of the night:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;iframe src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/28923017#28923017" scrolling="no" width="425" frameborder="0" height="339"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;style type="text/css"&gt;.msnbcLinks {font-size:11px; 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font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px;} .msnbcLinks a:link, .msnbcLinks a:visited {color: #5799db !important;} .msnbcLinks a:hover, .msnbcLinks a:active {color:#CC0000 !important;} &lt;/style&gt;&lt;p class="msnbcLinks"&gt;Visit msnbc.com for &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/"&gt;Breaking News&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032507"&gt;World News&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032072"&gt;News about the Economy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-8518484075086928201?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/8518484075086928201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=8518484075086928201' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8518484075086928201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8518484075086928201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/02/real-winners-of-super-bowl.html' title='The real winners of the Super Bowl'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-995227271271736493</id><published>2009-01-20T20:15:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T20:19:44.695-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Inauguration Address'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='President Barack Hussein Obama'/><title type='text'>Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States of America</title><content type='html'>I got goosebumps listening to and watching this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;My fellow citizens:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forbearers, and true to our founding documents.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land - a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights. &lt;/p&gt;     &lt;div class="adver_cont_below"&gt;   &lt;div id="ad_advertisement"&gt;&lt;div style="height: 250px; width: 300px;" class="ad_block ad_wide" id="ad_300_250_inline"&gt;&lt;iframe style="display: none;" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adi/huffpost.politics/longpost;daily-brief=1;featured-posts=1;politics=1;entry_id=159370;@ypolitics=1;@yus-news=1;@yvideo=1;inaugural-speech=1;obama-inaugural-speech=1;obamas-inaugural-address=1;obamas-inaugural-speech=1;obamas-inauguration=1;president-obama=1;video=1;tile=3;sz=300x250;ord=7532177623548399000?" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" width="300" frameborder="0" height="250"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;     E.onAvailable('footer',  function(e) {  ad_spec = {  "zone_info": "huffpost.politics/longpost;daily-brief=1;featured-posts=1;politics=1;entry_id=159370;@ypolitics=1;@yus-news=1;@yvideo=1;inaugural-speech=1;obama-inaugural-speech=1;obamas-inaugural-address=1;obamas-inaugural-speech=1;obamas-inauguration=1;president-obama=1;video=1",  "ord": 1232503885,  "tile": 3,  "width": 300,  "height": 250,  "el_id": "ad_300_250_inline",  "class_name": "ad_block ad_wide",  "type": "iframe"  }  HuffPoUtil.WEDGJE.write(ad_spec,"ad_advertisement"); }); &lt;/script&gt;  &lt;/div&gt; &lt;p&gt;Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America - they will be met. On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of short-cuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted - for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things - some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sahn. Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions - that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act - not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. And all this we will do.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions - who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them - that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works - whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. And those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account - to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day - because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control - and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our Gross Domestic Product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on our ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart - not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's sake. And so to all other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and that we are ready to lead once more.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort - even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus - and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West - know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us today, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment - a moment that will define a generation - it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends - hard work and honesty, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism - these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility - a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;This is the price and the promise of citizenship.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;This is the source of our confidence - the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed - why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;"Let it be told to the future world...that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive...that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet [it]."&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;America. In the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/28738177#28738177" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;style type="text/css"&gt;.msnbcLinks {font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;} .msnbcLinks a {text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px;} .msnbcLinks a:link, .msnbcLinks a:visited {color: #5799db !important;} .msnbcLinks a:hover, .msnbcLinks a:active {color:#CC0000 !important;} &lt;/style&gt;&lt;p class="msnbcLinks"&gt;Visit msnbc.com for &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com"&gt;Breaking News&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032507"&gt;World News&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032072"&gt;News about the Economy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-995227271271736493?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/995227271271736493/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=995227271271736493' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/995227271271736493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/995227271271736493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/01/ladies-and-gentlemen-president-of.html' title='Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States of America'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-2577062852037361870</id><published>2009-01-01T04:04:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-01-01T04:06:16.090-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LSU Tigers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='College Football'/><title type='text'>Geaux Tigers!</title><content type='html'>38-3?  Didn't some of you redneck retards tell me that LSU was gonna lose this game?  Good call morons.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-2577062852037361870?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/2577062852037361870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=2577062852037361870' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2577062852037361870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2577062852037361870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2009/01/geaux-tigers.html' title='Geaux Tigers!'/><author><name>The Delusional 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shoe Throwing'/><title type='text'>Shoe Throwers Unite!</title><content type='html'>What an amazing event, I love it!&lt;br /&gt;The original:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OM3Z_Kskl_U&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OM3Z_Kskl_U&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The late night reaction:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lV9Bn4F6Pt0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param 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value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LdEVT-xIlQ0&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LdEVT-xIlQ0&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good stuff!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1864495049827635422?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/1864495049827635422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=1864495049827635422' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1864495049827635422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1864495049827635422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/12/shoe-throwers-unite.html' title='Shoe Throwers Unite!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-2506246629295079210</id><published>2008-12-17T07:47:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T07:50:21.275-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WW2'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='College Football'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='BCS'/><title type='text'>Funny stuff, especially for College Football fans who happen to be history buffs</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD  WAR II&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;US RANKED 4th&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="font-family: georgia;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;After determining the  Big 12 Championship Game participants, the BCS computers were put to work on  other major contests and today the BCS declared&lt;/big&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Germany&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;to be the winner of World War II.&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Germany put together an  incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the  Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland,  France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses  came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work,  including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule, our computers deemed them  worthy of the #1 ranking."&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Questioned about the #4 ranking  of the&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;United States&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;the BCS commissioner stated, "The US only  had two major victories,&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Japan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;and&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Germany&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;.  The computer models, unlike humans, aren't  influenced by head-to-head contests, they consider each contest to be only a  single, equally-weighted event."&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;German Chancellor Adolph Hitler  said, "Yes, we lost to the&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;US&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;; but we  defeated #2 ranked&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;France&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;in only 6 weeks."  Herr Hitler has been  criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to  enhance&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Germany&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;'s rankings.   Hitler protested, "Our contest with&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Poland&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;was in doubt until the final day and the  conditions in&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Norway&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;were incredibly challenging and demanded  the application of additional forces."&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The French ranking has also come  under scrutiny.  The BCS commented, "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;France&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;had a single loss against&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Germany&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;and following a preseason #1 ranking they  only fell to #2."&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Japan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;was ranked #3 with victories  including&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Manchuria&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;,&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Borneo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;and the&lt;span class="EC_Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Philippines&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-2506246629295079210?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/2506246629295079210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=2506246629295079210' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2506246629295079210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2506246629295079210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/12/funny-stuff-especially-for-college.html' title='Funny stuff, especially for College Football fans who happen to be history buffs'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6070086567940308865</id><published>2008-12-17T07:46:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T07:47:33.319-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='B.S.'/><title type='text'>Sorry for my absence</title><content type='html'>Been pretty crazy around here, I'll be back ASAP.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6070086567940308865?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6070086567940308865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6070086567940308865' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6070086567940308865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6070086567940308865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/12/sorry-for-my-absence.html' title='Sorry for my absence'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6611772308565355499</id><published>2008-11-20T17:46:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-20T17:48:36.835-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='turkey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thanksgiving'/><title type='text'>Thanksgiving is approaching</title><content type='html'>I'm frying a turkey this year, I can't wait!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and I'm looking for a new job.  Any suggestions for a job that pays pretty well (@$1500 a month) with a pretty flexible schedule would be much appreciated.  Thanks!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6611772308565355499?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6611772308565355499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6611772308565355499' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6611772308565355499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6611772308565355499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/11/thanksgiving-is-approaching.html' title='Thanksgiving is approaching'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6535147913444858289</id><published>2008-11-12T10:48:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T10:50:54.241-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Keith Olbermann'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Proposition 8'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gay rights'/><title type='text'>Proposition 8</title><content type='html'>Once again, I call my fellow Americans to reject bigotry and hate.  Just let people live and love, your conscience will be happier for it.  I can't say it better than K.O.:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cVUecPhQPqY&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cVUecPhQPqY&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6535147913444858289?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6535147913444858289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6535147913444858289' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6535147913444858289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6535147913444858289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/11/proposition-8.html' title='Proposition 8'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-422898032819550559</id><published>2008-11-05T10:57:00.006-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-05T11:47:36.346-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='xenophobia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='will to power'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='equality'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='President Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Foreign Relations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the new struggle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Progress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='human rights'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='closemindedness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='history'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><title type='text'>The New Struggle...</title><content type='html'>Is to, unfortunately, undo the damage to our country and our public opinion in the last 8 years and the campaign which culminated last night.  I give to you a sample of a conversation I had with a friend of mine that was interjected upon by a "passer-by" (if you will):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="caption"&gt;&lt;span class="status_body"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="caption"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;" class="status_body"&gt;Ali says congrats sheeple..your naked emperor is now president.  God save  us all.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="caption_meta"&gt; &lt;span class="story_time"&gt;12:18am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="action_links_title"&gt;&lt;span class="action_link_dash action_link_dash_0"&gt; - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onclick="'toggle_feedcomments_box(" class="view_comments_link" id="view_comments_link_title_5265054022159111270" title="Click here to view comments or leave a comment"&gt;14 Comments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wall_posts" id="feed_comments_5265054022159111270_46839440991"&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_220016" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_220016"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 12:33am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d0141770e9819199585"&gt;See? That's just insulting, do you really think I'd vote in a sheep-like manner? I made an informed and moral choice, to contradict what many have said tonight. I don't doubt that it happened, but I don't believe that alone could've won an election. Take it or leave it, that's the way it is, I've sat on the sidelines of 8 years of corruption &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;and decay, progress is never wrong in my eyes. I don't think God plays any role in it whatsoever, and that's the way this country was built, to be our country, not a religion's or an ideology's to run. I believe that if we could actually stop talking past one another as a country, we could finally get a lot done on a lot of fronts, but that takes listening on both sides, not negativity and ill wishes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_220018" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_220018"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 12:33am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div id="text_expose_id_4911d014185b75a07342453"&gt;I'm not really insulted, just wanted to spout off :)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_220809" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1051608913"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v224/1566/12/q1051608913_2732.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_220809"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1051608913"&gt;Ali Roberts&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 6:36am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div id="text_expose_id_4911d014188fd0b12088235"&gt;You may have made an informed decision but that is not the norm. Most folks I have spoken to that voted for Obama "knew not what they did". BTW what morals were you taking into consideration? I consider you an intelligent person so lets talk about this!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221004" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221004"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 7:56am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d01418de65860142930"&gt;In completely random order, I would say that these are my moral grounds. The ability to have the option to go to a doctor without declaring bankruptcy. The means for anyone, without regard to financial status, to have the option to get a good education. To restore diplomacy as the primary avenue for the US to deal with the world instead of &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;playing out some new ham-handed version of "Big Stick Diplomacy". Yet, I think most important, I think that everyone has the right to live their own life and make their own choices. This country is supposed to be a melting pot and we stopped melting quite a few years back. I felt that Obama was the more middle ground candidate, McCain did not bother me, Palin did. Politics influenced by religion is something that our forefathers sought to escape and we have allowed the extremes on both sides to influence way too much of our everyday lives. We were on a dangerous path to a very Orwellian America and I could never accept that for my country.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221015" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221015"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 7:59am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d01419ff87b25627031"&gt;I ran out of room and I have to go to class, we can talk more anytime. I just hope that this actually inspires people to progress, not only socially, but mentally. In their beliefs, biases, stereotypes, and charity towards their fellow humans. Unfortunately, I've seen more Christians decrying this as the doom of America and I don't see that as &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;the case. This nation's finest hours have been when we moved towards social progressivism and I think this could be the dawn of a new wave of that line of thinking.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221039" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1051608913"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v224/1566/12/q1051608913_2732.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221039"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1051608913"&gt;Ali Roberts&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 8:06am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d0141a9d87b50576918"&gt;What about a Marxist America? That idea didn't bother you? Everyone has access to healthcare now. Everyone has the ability to get help with their med bills thru several medicaid programs, eventhose who already have health insurance, but Dems don't tell you about that (and I know that from first hand experience), Everyone has the opportunity to &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;get a good education by working for it. Nothing should be just handed to anyone. I have gone to school and worked and paid my own way in the past. Right now I am in school and I was able to get Fed Aid very easily. These things are currently available but the political propaganda machines don't want you to know these option are currently available. As for "ham handed" foriegn policies..Which ones are you speaking of? If you mean Iraq, that was a conflagration decades in the making and can not be laid soley at the feet of Bush.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221040" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1051608913"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v224/1566/12/q1051608913_2732.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221040"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1051608913"&gt;Ali Roberts&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 8:06am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div id="text_expose_id_4911d0141b8fe4740964663"&gt;BTW I still love you!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221101" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&amp;amp;id=576718717"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v228/1146/30/q576718717_4473.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221101"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&amp;amp;id=576718717"&gt;Ken Cheshire&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 8:23am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d0141c3374537402970"&gt;Morals are not opinions. Real morals come from God through the Holy Bible. Any "morals" other than those are just opinions and are usually self serving. God has EVERYTHING to do with it. Too many place their faith in what man and government can do of their own power. They have no such power. It ALL comes from God and without His guidance and wisdom&lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;, man and government are doomed to fail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We stopped becoming a melting pot when certain groups, rather than being satisfied with equality, started demanding preferential treatment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It sounds like our Jacob is young and does not benefit from the wisdom and knowledge that comes just from existing for many years. Obviously he's a student and is focusing more on man's books than God's.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Something can be said for listening to your elders and learning from their life experience rather than living on idealism. Life is not fair. And NOWHERE in the bible does it say it should be.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221466" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221466"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 10:09am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d0141d3165603767790"&gt;Ali, in response to your comments, I agree that while social programs are in place to help out certain groups, there is no universality to these programs. I'm not saying that everyone should be financially supported to go back to school unconditionally or that universal health care should be the norm. My stance is that those individuals who do &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;not fit under those circumstances cannot compete. Health insurance should not be priced out of the range of normal working people. I have health insurance through my job, yet at a high cost to myself. If my job did not provide it, I would not have health insurance and in most states, I am past the legal threshold of income to where Grace would not be covered under said social programs either. With my strong ties to the medical field through family, I am not in favor of socialized medicine, but I am definitely in favor of insurance reform to make it accessible to those who need it. As for foreign policy, Iraq is only a caveat to the...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221490" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221490"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 10:14am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d0141e40d6709086799"&gt;foreign relations nightmare that the Bush administration was to the rest of the world. A frontier sheriff of the world is not our place now as it never has been. Cultural relativity means that while we should be secure and vigilant in our culture, our place is not to dictate what goes on in other countries. We can recommend or advise, but not &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;condemn unless they fail to cooperate in basic human rights. In that, we have failed repeatedly. To add to that, condemning a whole race for islamo-fascism for the actions of a few is in no way better than their actions against us through terrorist acts. It encourages xenophobia and close-mindedness that go against the founding principles of our nation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I love ya back!  :D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221514" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221514"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 10:21am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d0141efdd8e20261470"&gt;Now, Mr. Cheshire, I have listened to my elders on many matters and have learned many lessons in my 31 years on this earth. I refute your arguments wholeheartedly. My morals are based upon my life and the life lessons handed down to me from the people who have taught and mentored me. The will to power comes exclusively from man, not from an &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;ancient text filled with parables. I am reminded by your argument of how many atrocities have been and continue to be carried out in the name of that religious text. While parable and sermon can teach us and set us on the way of life, it is not the alpha and omega of life. By not learning and expanding on the lessons taught in the bible, which I have read repeatedly, we doom ourselves to never reach true enlightenment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for your melting pot comment, I fail to see the equality that you speak of. Even in my home of South Louisiana, the Cajun culture has been squelched to the point of people of my and my parents' generations not knowing their&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221565" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221565"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 10:32am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d0142015f5e64309753"&gt;culture's language because it was deemed "un-American". The purpose of studying history is to learn the lessons of the past and progress because of them. Let us not forget that throughout the South, slavery was held up as a god-given right, and we'll not even visit the atrocity of our treatment of the Native Americans in god's name. Education &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;and opportunity are not preferential treatment. Whereas, I don't think we should all have to learn Spanish, we also should not deny someone the right or opportunity to learn English.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where I do agree with you that the bible never states that life is fair, it does say: "So whatever you wish that men would do to you, do so to them; for this is the Law and the prophets." (Matthew 7:12 RSV) and more poignantly: "You shall love your neighbor as yourself." Love does no wrong to a neighbor; therefore love is the fulfilling of the Law." (Romans 13:9-10 RSV). Christians should keep those tenants in mind when holding up your argument.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221584" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&amp;amp;id=576718717"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v228/1146/30/q576718717_4473.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221584"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&amp;amp;id=576718717"&gt;Ken Cheshire&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 10:36am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d014213888a28480882"&gt;You fail to see it because it not longer exists. That was my point. What I hear from you is anger, self-delusion and false hope. And if you have read the Gospel as you have stated, than you are completely responsible with if you receive it or not. And it sound like not. Therefore, probably much to your dismay and further angering, I will pray for &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;you. Don't fool your self much longer, you worship. You don't worship God, you worship yourself and mankind. And unless you change that, you will someday have to answer for it. Truth is truth, whether you choose to believe it or not. There are not as many grey areas as you would like to believe. My God have mercy on you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221607" class="wallpost last_comment"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221607"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 10:43am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d014220599d65784309"&gt;I appreciate your sentiment, but I do not hold anger in my heart. If it no longer exists then why is it still such a big deal that we elected an African-American and not just a man? If it no longer exists, why do we still tell the stories of history from the position of the top down and not from the masses? The gospel of your lord and savior &lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;Jesus, said nothing about maintaining the status quo and keeping the wrong in power. It preached love, compassion, understanding, and charity. I see no charity in your comments. Perhaps the anger you see in me resides in you? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221749" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&amp;amp;id=576718717"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v228/1146/30/q576718717_4473.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221749"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&amp;amp;id=576718717"&gt;Ken Cheshire&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 11:20am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911da217e0969b97291108"&gt;No, not here. And frankly I don't think it is such a big deal that African-American won. It's not about race. At least not to me. But if the equality existed why wouldn't he just be considered an American? Or are you saying it was about race? And I agree, no status quo, but isn't that what many "liberals" want to do? To take from those who have &lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;worked hard and honestly for what they have and give to those who haven't? Ali made some very good observations in her earlier post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The charity in my comments is in that Jesus became flesh and died for ALL. But that doesn't mean he died to forgive our sins so we can just do what we want. The charity in my comments is that we each have to opportunity, THROUGH CHRIST, not our own devises, to heal this society and country. The charity in my comments is that we don't need to government stepping in and doing what we should be doing as the body of Christ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221773" class="wallpost"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&amp;amp;id=576718717"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v228/1146/30/q576718717_4473.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221773"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&amp;amp;id=576718717"&gt;Ken Cheshire&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 11:24am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911da217ee474379148255"&gt;Sure there have been incredible sins committed in the name of God, but they were committed by man and not God. This is where we screw up every time. That is my point. Don't rely on man and government, rely on God.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frankly, I don't think the world is going to come to an end since Obama won. And I will continue to pray for him. But the final word &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;is God's. I don't care who's in the White House.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Things are going to be fine. Either because of or inspite of what Obama does. And our system could be so corrupt that by now no one can get it straightened out. But that's ok too. This is just a temporary stop on my way to heaven. I hope to see you there.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221834" class="wallpost last_comment"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221834"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 11:38am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911da217f9001121472240"&gt;That he would be just an American is exactly my point. His race would not be significant if there were equality. As a liberal, I don't want to take anything from anyone, but as an American, I feel that everyone should pay the same share, i.e. an equal percentage of taxes on income. Being super-rich should not make you less responsible for the &lt;span class="text_exposed_hide"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_link"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;upkeep of the infrastructure of our country than I am.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I agree with your personal responsibility to work for charity, but I do believe that they are to be charity through our own devises. If they were to only be through the lord's name, then they would be his charity and not our own. Religion is not a substitute for charity, it should be a cog of which to help charity along. If it is not through our own devises, how can it be a truly just act? If everyone is only doing it for salvation, doesn't that take away the charitable essence of it? As far as seeing me in heaven, I would be one thing I wouldn't mind being wrong about. :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221867" class="wallpost last_comment"&gt;&lt;div class="wallimage"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;&lt;img src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1655/0/q528611367_9507.jpg" alt="" class="feed_comment_pic" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221867"&gt;&lt;div class="wallfrom"&gt;&lt;a onclick="'remove_feed_comment_dialog(" class="x_to_hide" title="Click here to remove this comment"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528611367"&gt;Jacob Pierce&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="wallmeta"&gt;at 11:46am November 5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div id="text_expose_id_4911dc0802cd56e58952190"&gt;We do agree on one thing, things are going to be just fine.  :)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="wall_posts" id="feed_comments_5265054022159111270_46839440991"&gt;&lt;div id="comment_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221607" class="wallpost last_comment"&gt;&lt;div class="wallcontent" id="comment_box_5265054022159111270_46839440991_221607"&gt;&lt;div class="walltext"&gt;&lt;div class="text_exposed" id="text_expose_id_4911d014220599d65784309"&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Now, I don't condemn Ali for her opinion nor views, and contrary to what he may think, neither do I condemn Mr. Cheshire's.  Yet I (obviously) do disagree with them.  Remember, this nation has a history, albeit a relatively recent one, of rejecting fear and intrusion with progressivism.  The Great Depression and Prohibition with the New Deal, McCarthyism with the Kennedy era (or the 60's, if you will), and now the Patriot Act with Obama.  Just remember, change is not always good, but progress is.  Without progress, the life which we argue over so vehemently as to which way to live it, would not exist to even argue about.  Close-mindedness only leads to hate, and hate is the enemy of progress.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-422898032819550559?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/422898032819550559/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=422898032819550559' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/422898032819550559'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/422898032819550559'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/11/new-struggle.html' title='The New Struggle...'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-4581470307846378736</id><published>2008-11-04T23:14:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-11-04T23:43:25.189-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Success'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='President Barack Hussein Obama'/><title type='text'>Yes we can, and yes we did!</title><content type='html'>Obama '08!  I'll be dancing in the streets if anyone needs me...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/27546437#27546437" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-4581470307846378736?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/4581470307846378736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=4581470307846378736' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4581470307846378736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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defeat...</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/27545964#27545964" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you for conceding Senator McCain, unfortunately, I have little faith that your followers will heed your wishes and be as classy as you are tonight.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-808355513623637504?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/808355513623637504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=808355513623637504' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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Hussein Obama'/><title type='text'>President Barack Hussein Obama!!!!</title><content type='html'>Yes we did!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/22887506#22887506" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My faith in my country has been reconfirmed, thank you, my fellow Americans.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-8330515441349036239?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/8330515441349036239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=8330515441349036239' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7915548913182811429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7915548913182811429' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7915548913182811429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7915548913182811429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/true.html' title='True'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6051604158317844888</id><published>2008-10-31T10:55:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-31T10:58:00.770-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Main Stream Media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rachel Maddow'/><title type='text'>Rachel Maddow is da hotness!</title><content type='html'>Her interview with Obama.  This is how you do an interview....Main Stream Media, take some damn notes!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/27464494#27464494" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/27464746#27464746" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6051604158317844888?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6051604158317844888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6051604158317844888' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6051604158317844888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6051604158317844888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/rachel-maddow-is-da-hotness.html' title='Rachel Maddow is da hotness!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-689788428898493395</id><published>2008-10-30T17:07:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-30T17:11:17.466-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Danzig'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Stuff'/><title type='text'>Danzig is making a comeback!</title><content type='html'>I'm a bit up in the air over the new direction tho:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZHv3qO_Y8kk&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZHv3qO_Y8kk&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-689788428898493395?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/689788428898493395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=689788428898493395' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/689788428898493395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/689788428898493395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/danzig-is-making-comeback.html' title='Danzig is making a comeback!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-7650016337266480799</id><published>2008-10-29T13:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-29T13:25:04.165-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='George W. Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Will Ferrel'/><title type='text'>For anyone who didn't see this:</title><content type='html'>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4908aa38294c1f3f/4908155032374416/4341da0/-cpid/5c604c875d31de97/clipID/783981/video_title/Saturday+Night+Live+-+Update+Thursday%3a+Bush+Endorsement/video_imgurl/http%3a%2f%2fvideo.nbc.com%2fplayer%2fmezzanine%2fimage.php%3fw%3d350%26h%3d196%26path%3dnbc2%2f2cde5682032c0421001c2da21944138d_mezzn.jpg%26hash%3d1467ecb80b049c2baf8282c961bc2714/video_url/http%3a%2f%2fwww.nbc.com%2fSaturday_Night_Live%2fvideo%2fclips%2fupdate-thursday-bush-endorsement%2f783981%2f/video_description/Pres.+Bush+endorses+McCain+and+Palin?storeInPid=true" id="W4727a250e66f97234908aa38294c1f3f" width="384" height="283"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4908aa38294c1f3f/4908155032374416/4341da0/-cpid/5c604c875d31de97/clipID/783981/video_title/Saturday+Night+Live+-+Update+Thursday%3a+Bush+Endorsement/video_imgurl/http%3a%2f%2fvideo.nbc.com%2fplayer%2fmezzanine%2fimage.php%3fw%3d350%26h%3d196%26path%3dnbc2%2f2cde5682032c0421001c2da21944138d_mezzn.jpg%26hash%3d1467ecb80b049c2baf8282c961bc2714/video_url/http%3a%2f%2fwww.nbc.com%2fSaturday_Night_Live%2fvideo%2fclips%2fupdate-thursday-bush-endorsement%2f783981%2f/video_description/Pres.+Bush+endorses+McCain+and+Palin?storeInPid=true"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="all"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7650016337266480799?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7650016337266480799/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7650016337266480799' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7650016337266480799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7650016337266480799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/for-anyone-who-didnt-see-this.html' title='For anyone who didn&apos;t see this:'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6924633848176750101</id><published>2008-10-27T10:35:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-27T10:42:09.947-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Keith Olbermann'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Voting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Great Schlep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Silverman'/><title type='text'>The Great Schlep</title><content type='html'>I don't normally get that into Sarah Silverman, but this is hilarious and useful.  If she was somewhat serious sometimes I think it'd help me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/27108163#27108163" frameborder="0" height="339" scrolling="no" width="425"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the original video from &lt;a href="http://www.thegreatschlep.com/site/index.html"&gt;The Great Schlep&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="225" width="400"&gt; &lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt; &lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt; &lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1808434&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1"&gt; &lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1808434&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="225" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/1808434?pg=embed&amp;amp;sec=1808434"&gt;The Great Schlep&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/thegreatschlep?pg=embed&amp;amp;sec=1808434"&gt;The Great Schlep&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/?pg=embed&amp;amp;sec=1808434"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6924633848176750101?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6924633848176750101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6924633848176750101' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6924633848176750101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6924633848176750101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/great-schlep.html' title='The Great Schlep'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-8824980673371909511</id><published>2008-10-26T23:00:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-26T23:01:59.352-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Voting'/><title type='text'>Excellent video from YouTube</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/03fcGelz8Hw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/03fcGelz8Hw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss Dr. Seuss...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-8824980673371909511?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/8824980673371909511/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=8824980673371909511' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8824980673371909511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8824980673371909511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/excellent-video-from-youtube.html' title='Excellent video from YouTube'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6837429870325455964</id><published>2008-10-24T11:35:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T11:36:00.221-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Terry Tate: Office Linebacker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Voting'/><title type='text'>The return of one of the greatest ad campaigns of all time</title><content type='html'>Terry Tate: Office Linebacker&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?5320a921" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=443c3731ab" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=443c3731ab" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?5320a921" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;"&gt;See more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt; at Funny or Die&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6837429870325455964?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6837429870325455964/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6837429870325455964' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6837429870325455964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6837429870325455964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/return-of-one-of-greatest-ad-campaigns.html' title='The return of one of the greatest ad campaigns of all time'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-4958677786134801923</id><published>2008-10-24T11:26:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T11:42:13.877-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='George W. Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Will Ferrel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Stuff'/><title type='text'>Classics, just remember this is why you HAVE to vote, to avoid this:</title><content type='html'>avoid the retards, not the funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?5320a921" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=2720" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=2720" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?5320a921" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;"&gt;See more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt; at Funny or Die&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?5320a921" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=d8e838fb1a" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=d8e838fb1a" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?5320a921" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;"&gt;See more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt; at Funny or Die&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?5320a921" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=3830" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=3830" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?5320a921" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;"&gt;See more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt; at Funny or Die&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-4958677786134801923?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/4958677786134801923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=4958677786134801923' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4958677786134801923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4958677786134801923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/classics.html' title='Classics, just remember this is why you HAVE to vote, to avoid this:'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-2141049034894133456</id><published>2008-10-24T11:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T11:02:21.068-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><title type='text'>Funny or Die is getting all political and I love it!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?5320a921" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=03d0f10a32" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=03d0f10a32" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?5320a921" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;"&gt;See more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/"&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt; at Funny or Die&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-2141049034894133456?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/2141049034894133456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=2141049034894133456' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2141049034894133456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2141049034894133456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/funny-or-die-is-getting-all-political.html' title='Funny or Die is getting all political and I love it!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3708993030463426780</id><published>2008-10-24T00:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T00:04:44.556-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Political Activism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Stuff'/><title type='text'>Pretty much awesome!</title><content type='html'>'Nuff said, enjoy:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=cc65ed650d" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=cc65ed650d" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;"&gt;See more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/ron_howard"&gt;Ron Howard&lt;/a&gt; videos at Funny or Die&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-3708993030463426780?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3708993030463426780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3708993030463426780' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3708993030463426780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3708993030463426780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/pretty-much-awesome.html' title='Pretty much awesome!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3021449668923883892</id><published>2008-10-22T11:20:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T11:22:56.035-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nancy Pfotenhauer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michelle Bachman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Daily Show'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupid People'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Partisan Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anti-America?'/><title type='text'>I love me some Jon Stewart too!</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed FlashVars="videoId=188635" src='http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-3021449668923883892?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3021449668923883892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3021449668923883892' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3021449668923883892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3021449668923883892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-love-me-some-jon-stewart-too.html' title='I love me some Jon Stewart too!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-7546543866230902563</id><published>2008-10-22T10:55:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T11:04:13.826-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='threats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terrorism threats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hatred'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ACORN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ignorance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><title type='text'>If you think all this terrorist and ACORN talk doesn't have an impact, watch this:</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uXh3elLDOOc&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uXh3elLDOOc&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am revolted, sorry for the Young Turks exposure, but this was the only video that had all the phone calls.  I officially am insulted to be in any way associated with these people.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7546543866230902563?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7546543866230902563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7546543866230902563' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7546543866230902563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7546543866230902563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/if-you-think-all-this-terrorist-and.html' title='If you think all this terrorist and ACORN talk doesn&apos;t have an impact, watch this:'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-7322533733626880724</id><published>2008-10-22T10:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T10:50:25.556-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Amy Pohler'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Saturday Night Live'/><title type='text'>This never gets old</title><content type='html'>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48ff4b452acbfd6e/48fb12ac887d082e/bdd3642e/-cpid/d00853353f9ba73e/clipID/773781/video_title/Saturday+Night+Live+-+Update%3a+Palin+Rap/video_imgurl/http%3a%2f%2fvideo.nbc.com%2fplayer%2fmezzanine%2fimage.php%3fw%3d350%26h%3d196%26path%3dnbc2%2f13b9ce5f032c04210176ab48cd191c3b_mezzn.jpg%26hash%3db270dcf8f4ab9e749b81b1fe205d1989/video_url/http%3a%2f%2fwww.nbc.com%2fSaturday_Night_Live%2fvideo%2fclips%2fupdate-palin-rap%2f773781%2f/video_description/Amy+steps+in+for+Gov.+Palin?storeInPid=true" id="W4727a250e66f972348ff4b452acbfd6e" width="384" height="283"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48ff4b452acbfd6e/48fb12ac887d082e/bdd3642e/-cpid/d00853353f9ba73e/clipID/773781/video_title/Saturday+Night+Live+-+Update%3a+Palin+Rap/video_imgurl/http%3a%2f%2fvideo.nbc.com%2fplayer%2fmezzanine%2fimage.php%3fw%3d350%26h%3d196%26path%3dnbc2%2f13b9ce5f032c04210176ab48cd191c3b_mezzn.jpg%26hash%3db270dcf8f4ab9e749b81b1fe205d1989/video_url/http%3a%2f%2fwww.nbc.com%2fSaturday_Night_Live%2fvideo%2fclips%2fupdate-palin-rap%2f773781%2f/video_description/Amy+steps+in+for+Gov.+Palin?storeInPid=true"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="all"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7322533733626880724?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7322533733626880724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7322533733626880724' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7322533733626880724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7322533733626880724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/this-never-gets-old.html' title='This never gets old'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3250919355935861828</id><published>2008-10-22T10:36:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T10:39:13.763-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Socialism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Communism'/><title type='text'>McCain's a Socialist!</title><content type='html'>Or at least he used to be, this was the guy who I was pulling for in 2000 and didn't show up to this election at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8EyGpOU3qM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d8EyGpOU3qM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, Socialism is not the same thing as the Nazis (Facism) or the Soviets (bastardized Communism).  Just a brief -ism lesson.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-3250919355935861828?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3250919355935861828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3250919355935861828' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3250919355935861828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3250919355935861828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/mccains-socialist.html' title='McCain&apos;s a Socialist!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-2353899660653500913</id><published>2008-10-22T10:29:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T10:31:56.070-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vice Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupid People'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><title type='text'>What does the Vice President do?</title><content type='html'>Not this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l40nrw3V3GA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l40nrw3V3GA&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How is this woman in our national political discourse?  Did she take a Political Science class at one of her six universities?  In charge of the Senate?  I knew that wasn't the Vice President's job in sixth grade!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-2353899660653500913?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/2353899660653500913/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=2353899660653500913' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2353899660653500913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2353899660653500913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/what-does-vice-president-do.html' title='What does the Vice President do?'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-2696978671948604517</id><published>2008-10-22T10:16:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T10:18:01.528-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='George Clooney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ellen'/><title type='text'>I love me some Ellen!</title><content type='html'>&lt;script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=dom&amp;amp;vid=/video/politics/2008/10/22/obama.dances.for.ellen.warnerbros" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;noscript&gt;Embedded video from &lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/video"&gt;CNN Video&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/noscript&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George Clooney as official ambassador to the Ellen Show?  I'm on board, that's change I can believe in!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-2696978671948604517?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/2696978671948604517/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=2696978671948604517' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2696978671948604517'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2696978671948604517'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-love-me-some-ellen.html' title='I love me some Ellen!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6705438508071409709</id><published>2008-10-22T07:58:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T07:59:38.492-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zydeco'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='South Louisiana'/><title type='text'>Oui, on peut! = Yes we can, zydeco style!</title><content type='html'>Makes me proud to be a coonass!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6705438508071409709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6705438508071409709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/oui-on-peut-yes-we-can-zydeco-style.html' title='Oui, on peut! = Yes we can, zydeco style!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3339529268231441517</id><published>2008-10-20T11:05:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-20T11:05:48.490-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Political Activism'/><title type='text'>I'm enjoying the semi-rebirth of political music</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="400" height="225"&gt;    &lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;    &lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;    &lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1891426&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1"&gt;    &lt;embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1891426&amp;amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;amp;show_title=1&amp;amp;show_byline=1&amp;amp;show_portrait=0&amp;amp;color=&amp;amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/1891426?pg=embed&amp;amp;sec=1891426"&gt;Obama '08 - Vote For Hope&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/mcyogi?pg=embed&amp;amp;sec=1891426"&gt;MC Yogi&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com?pg=embed&amp;amp;sec=1891426"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-3339529268231441517?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3339529268231441517/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3339529268231441517' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3339529268231441517'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3339529268231441517'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/im-enjoying-semi-rebirth-of-political.html' title='I&apos;m enjoying the semi-rebirth of political music'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-1241937021272347274</id><published>2008-10-20T10:55:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-20T10:56:33.543-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='America'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Voting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Future'/><title type='text'>This is what elections should be all about:</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4KTuikMR_r0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4KTuikMR_r0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want my kid to hang with these girls.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1241937021272347274?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/1241937021272347274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=1241937021272347274' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1241937021272347274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1241937021272347274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/this-is-what-elections-should-be-all.html' title='This is what elections should be all about:'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3321022546497380735</id><published>2008-10-19T22:50:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-19T23:05:57.707-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Iraq'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='War'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Supporting the Troops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Colin Powell'/><title type='text'>Colin Powell endorses Obama, not the bigger story of the interview!</title><content type='html'>Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama this morning on &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27265369/"&gt;Meet the Press&lt;/a&gt;.  I could almost forgive him for helping to sell us Iraq just for that.  Yet, the statement that he made about &lt;a href="http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&amp;amp;GSln=Khan&amp;amp;GScid=49269&amp;amp;GRid=20854848&amp;amp;"&gt;Kareem Rashad Sultan Khan&lt;/a&gt; during his endorsement was much more poignant for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no. That's not America. Is there something wrong with a seven-year-old Muslim-American kid believing he or she could be president? Yet I have heard senior members of my own party drop the suggestion that he is a Muslim and might have an association with terrorists. This is not the way we should be doing it in America. &lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel particularly strong about this because of a picture I saw in a magazine. It was a photo essay about troops who were serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. And one picture at the tail end of this photo essay, was of a mother at Arlington Cemetery and she had her head on the headstone of her son's grave. And as the picture focused in, you could see the writing on the headstone, and it gave his awards - Purple Heart, Bronze Star - showed that he died in Iraq, gave his date of birth, date of death, he was 20 years old. And then at the very top of the head stone, it didn't have a Christian cross. It didn't have a Star of David. It has a crescent and star of the Islamic faith. &lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;And his name was Kareem Rashad Sultan Khan. And he was an American. He was born in New Jersey. He was fourteen years old at the time of 9/11, and he waited until he could serve his country and he gave his life."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPwB9U0Rt2I/AAAAAAAAADc/FDaEEmggWXI/s1600-h/s-POWELL-IMAGE-large.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPwB9U0Rt2I/AAAAAAAAADc/FDaEEmggWXI/s400/s-POWELL-IMAGE-large.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259080617933518690" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Awesome quote General.  Here's a bit more information about the young soldier he was speaking of:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/19/more-on-the-soldier-kareem-r-khan/#comment-495458"&gt;http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/19/more-on-the-soldier-kareem-r-khan/#comment-495458&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.nj.com/njwardead/2007/08/army_spc_kareem_r_khan_august.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://blog.nj.com/njwardead/2007/08/army_spc_kareem_r_khan_august.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-3321022546497380735?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3321022546497380735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3321022546497380735' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3321022546497380735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3321022546497380735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/colin-powell-endorses-obama-not-bigger.html' title='Colin Powell endorses Obama, not the bigger story of the interview!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPwB9U0Rt2I/AAAAAAAAADc/FDaEEmggWXI/s72-c/s-POWELL-IMAGE-large.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-7336469405122165655</id><published>2008-10-17T11:33:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-17T11:39:31.460-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Voter Fraud'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Supreme Court'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Voting'/><title type='text'>Voter Fraud case in Ohio thrown out by Supreme Court</title><content type='html'>&lt;span&gt;Perhaps a "not this time" from the Supreme Court?  Wouldn't that be nice?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPi_JUccMFI/AAAAAAAAADU/S4OepNxk--c/s1600-h/Picture+23.png"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPi_JUccMFI/AAAAAAAAADU/S4OepNxk--c/s400/Picture+23.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5258162731782778962" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" &gt;Well, isn't that interesting? The biggest Republican "voter fraud" cause, involving ACORN among others, just got thrown out by George Bush's conservative Republican US Supreme Court. And make no mistake - as one of the leading conservative publications, &lt;a href="http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=29055"&gt;Human Events, pointed out yesterday&lt;/a&gt;, this case was all about ACORN:&lt;blockquote&gt;The full 6th Circuit Court on Tuesday night decided in favor of the Ohio Republican Party in their suit requiring the use of government records to verify the identities and validity of the thousands of newly-registered voters by outside groups such as ACORN. Ohio’s Secretary of State, Democrat Jennifer Brunner, had previously refused that standard stating that she didn’t believe it was required by Ohio law. Brunner was also recently required by a federal court to turn over new voter registration data from county boards of elections for identity verification. &lt;/blockquote&gt;The Ohio GOP tried to take away the voting rights of 200,000 voters in that state, after ACORN and others registered voters with misspelled names. George Bush's conservative Republican U.S. Supreme Court just took the side of Democrats in Ohio, and ACORN, and overturned a lower court's decision which took the side of the GOP. Ohio's Secretary of State appealed that earlier ruling to the U.S. Supreme Court -- &lt;a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h5P2f-dgLBCzuRdaaWR2BTYBb81AD93SBAJO0"&gt;and won&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;The Supreme Court is siding with Ohio's top elections official in a dispute with the state Republican Party over voter registrations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The justices on Friday overruled a federal appeals court that had ordered Ohio's top elections official to do more to help counties verify voter eligibility.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner, a Democrat, faced a deadline of Friday to set up a system to provide local officials with names of newly registered voters whose driver's license numbers or Social Security numbers on voter registration forms don't match records in other government databases.&lt;/blockquote&gt;Nice work by the Ohio Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner. The GOP does everything possible to suppress the vote. Today, the George Bush's conservative Republican U.S. Supreme Court suppressed the GOP and told the nation, the only fraud is the Republican party.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7336469405122165655?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7336469405122165655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7336469405122165655' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7336469405122165655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7336469405122165655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/voter-fraud-case-in-ohio-thrown-out-by.html' title='Voter Fraud case in Ohio thrown out by Supreme Court'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPi_JUccMFI/AAAAAAAAADU/S4OepNxk--c/s72-c/Picture+23.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-7059736296814490670</id><published>2008-10-17T11:07:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-17T11:39:47.523-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Udall'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Military Sacrifice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Supporting the Troops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Republicans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hypocrisy'/><title type='text'>I've never understood where the Republican party gets off saying they're the "Military Party"</title><content type='html'>Even their nominee is a veteran, yet he gutted veteran rights bills and helped kill bills that would increase military pay, included the G.I. Bill, and gave funding to Veteran Hospitals.  Just because Clinton closed bases, doesn't mean the Republicans are on the military's side.  If they were, diplomacy would be exercised more and we would have NEVER gone to Iraq.  Then you wouldn't be seeing ads like this one...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h12mEegemI0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h12mEegemI0&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I too am humbled, this man is a testament to our military and the human spirit.  Let's not overlook him and his like on election day for simple closemindedness.  The Republicans love to invoke 9/11, yet here is an example of the human price of their botched attempt at revenge for it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7059736296814490670?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7059736296814490670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7059736296814490670' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7059736296814490670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7059736296814490670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/ive-never-understood-where-republican.html' title='I&apos;ve never understood where the Republican party gets off saying they&apos;re the &quot;Military Party&quot;'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-4172286871574812611</id><published>2008-10-17T10:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-17T10:50:27.156-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hope'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ignorance'/><title type='text'>Its a catchy little ditty</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h4ssIHnGVsQ&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h4ssIHnGVsQ&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-4172286871574812611?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/4172286871574812611/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=4172286871574812611' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4172286871574812611'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4172286871574812611'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/its-catchy-little-ditty.html' title='Its a catchy little ditty'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6761125182150793923</id><published>2008-10-17T10:42:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-17T10:47:17.809-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religious fanatics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ignorance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fear'/><title type='text'>Oh my dear lord</title><content type='html'>Using religion as a basis for voting is ridiculous.  What church someone goes to should have little to no importance in ANY election, unless you're voting for a church council (do they do that?  I haven't been to church in YEARS!)  Just scary, and let's just not get started on the racism.  I shudder to think that these people vote.  Alexander Hamilton's idea that some people should not be allowed to vote looks more attractive to me every election.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mSrwHqwu70U&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mSrwHqwu70U&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6761125182150793923?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6761125182150793923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6761125182150793923' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6761125182150793923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6761125182150793923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/oh-my-dear-lord.html' title='Oh my dear lord'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-5463154895095294789</id><published>2008-10-16T11:24:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-16T11:31:55.091-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mother&apos;s Rights'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Abortion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Presidential Debate'/><title type='text'>The mother's health is "extreme"?</title><content type='html'>I'm sorry, as a parent, I cannot forgive this.  This is completely ridiculous.  No one is pro-abortion, but they are pro-choice.  The reason that rational people can stay pro-choice is because they feel that if the health of the mother is in any way at risk, every option should be on the table.  To say that that is an extreme viewpoint, you can kindly pucker up and make out with my 3rd brown eye Senator McCain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0N_UfQVuvXo&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0N_UfQVuvXo&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cecile Richards, the president of the Planned Parenthood Action Fund, weighs in:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"Tonight, John McCain showed he doesn't care about women's health when he described protecting "the health of the woman" as "extreme." John McCain doesn't seem to understand that women's health matters. He blatantly showed that he doesn't trust women to decide what is in the best interest of their own health. Barack Obama, on the other hand, stood up for women's health."&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-5463154895095294789?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/5463154895095294789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=5463154895095294789' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5463154895095294789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5463154895095294789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/mothers-health-is-extreme.html' title='The mother&apos;s health is &quot;extreme&quot;?'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-374996470034242477</id><published>2008-10-16T11:00:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-16T11:12:40.049-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Plant in the Crowd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe the Plumber'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Presidential Debate'/><title type='text'>Joe the Plumber</title><content type='html'>Well, yet another 15 minutes of fame for someone that has no idea what he's talking about (or he was told what to talk about?). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've seen the day after fallout and there's some interesting stories:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1008/Joes_registration.html?showall"&gt;He's a registered Republican.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1008/Joe_speaks.html?showall"&gt;The McCain campaign has his phone number and he managed to completely stay on McCain talking points when interviewed by Katie Couric.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Related to the above story: Joe was apparently already decided on voting for McCain before he even asked his "question" to Sen. Obama.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-374996470034242477?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/374996470034242477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=374996470034242477' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/374996470034242477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/374996470034242477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/joe-plumber.html' title='Joe the Plumber'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6107485164742753831</id><published>2008-10-15T13:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T13:55:58.683-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Monty Python'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John Cleese'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><title type='text'>One of my childhood heroes does me some justice!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jMyNk8J1c8g&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jMyNk8J1c8g&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6107485164742753831?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6107485164742753831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6107485164742753831' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6107485164742753831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6107485164742753831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/one-of-my-childhood-heroes-does-me-some.html' title='One of my childhood heroes does me some justice!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3556279785992739375</id><published>2008-10-15T13:51:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T13:53:05.594-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wedding footage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Falling Down'/><title type='text'>100!  I made a milestone</title><content type='html'>In celebration of my 100th post, something not political at all, just plain funny:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w966YGKC4Z4&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w966YGKC4Z4&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-3556279785992739375?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3556279785992739375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3556279785992739375' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3556279785992739375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3556279785992739375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/100-i-made-milestone.html' title='100!  I made a milestone'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-5070580219266462998</id><published>2008-10-15T13:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T13:49:43.228-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hayden Panettiere'/><title type='text'>Who says I'm too pro-Obama?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=df8d1f5b7d"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=df8d1f5b7d" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;"&gt;See more &lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/hayden_panettiere"&gt;Hayden Panettiere&lt;/a&gt; videos at Funny or Die&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-5070580219266462998?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/5070580219266462998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=5070580219266462998' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5070580219266462998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5070580219266462998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/who-says-im-too-pro-obama.html' title='Who says I&apos;m too pro-Obama?'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-4069970234068007223</id><published>2008-10-15T10:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T10:49:41.654-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><title type='text'>Pretty funny stuff</title><content type='html'>Make sure to click on the door more than once.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://palinaspresident.com/"&gt;http://palinaspresident.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-4069970234068007223?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/4069970234068007223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=4069970234068007223' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4069970234068007223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4069970234068007223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/pretty-funny-stuff.html' title='Pretty funny stuff'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-7350190626535079905</id><published>2008-10-15T02:32:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-15T02:32:32.042-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Joe Biden's Tears Remembered</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/43600/thumbs/s-BIDEN-large.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/43600/thumbs/s-BIDEN-large.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Joe Biden is a credit to our country's political process and a fabulous human being.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;About &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com:80/tag/vice-presidential-debate"&gt;Vice Presidential Debate&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steven-petrow/joe-bidens-tears-remember_b_133902.html"&gt;Read the Article at HuffingtonPost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7350190626535079905?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7350190626535079905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7350190626535079905' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7350190626535079905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7350190626535079905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/joe-biden-tears-remembered.html' title='Joe Biden&amp;#39;s Tears Remembered'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6049887567494386875</id><published>2008-10-13T11:23:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T11:25:36.276-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stupid People'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rednecks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Signs'/><title type='text'>You know, a tv commercial once told me that Muslin was good for me:</title><content type='html'>Do you think this is what they meant?  Kudos to you ignorant redneck for allowing me to make that joke at your expense!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPN2CrFdA5I/AAAAAAAAAC8/wWftYZyh2L4/s1600-h/ef72461fc5b4f4a1831e7d69a1cd3d34.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPN2CrFdA5I/AAAAAAAAAC8/wWftYZyh2L4/s400/ef72461fc5b4f4a1831e7d69a1cd3d34.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256674978368914322" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6049887567494386875?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6049887567494386875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6049887567494386875' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6049887567494386875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6049887567494386875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/you-know-tv-commercial-once-told-me.html' title='You know, a tv commercial once told me that Muslin was good for me:'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPN2CrFdA5I/AAAAAAAAAC8/wWftYZyh2L4/s72-c/ef72461fc5b4f4a1831e7d69a1cd3d34.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-7728440027754271718</id><published>2008-10-13T11:18:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T11:20:40.806-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Thrown Beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rednecks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cardinal Fans'/><title type='text'>Another of my favorite pictures ever:</title><content type='html'>Notice the shirt, these are the people who throw beer on me at Busch Stadium, not the well-balanced baseball conniseurs like my lovely Cardinal-loving girlfriend (love you baby!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://s28.photobucket.com/albums/c207/LSUChiCub/?action=view&amp;amp;current=52d9e2c269bfba8ae56c587258874b5d.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c207/LSUChiCub/52d9e2c269bfba8ae56c587258874b5d.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7728440027754271718?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7728440027754271718/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7728440027754271718' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7728440027754271718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7728440027754271718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/another-of-my-favorite-pictures-ever.html' title='Another of my favorite pictures ever:'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-8861492568791204178</id><published>2008-10-13T11:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T11:18:05.347-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Emo'/><title type='text'>One of my favorite pictures about one of my most loathed cultural phenomena:</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://s28.photobucket.com/albums/c207/LSUChiCub/?action=view&amp;amp;current=11370ccdfvv1uc5.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c207/LSUChiCub/11370ccdfvv1uc5.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-8861492568791204178?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/8861492568791204178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=8861492568791204178' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8861492568791204178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8861492568791204178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/one-of-my-favorite-pictures-about-one.html' title='One of my favorite pictures about one of my most loathed cultural phenomena:'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-1898058709736748745</id><published>2008-10-13T11:04:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T11:09:02.191-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ridiculousness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Creationism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dinosaurs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christianity'/><title type='text'>Ha Ha, I laughed so hard I think I peed a little!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPNxw0yY1SI/AAAAAAAAAC0/VmtEkqw016E/s1600-h/JesusBabyTRex.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPNxw0yY1SI/AAAAAAAAAC0/VmtEkqw016E/s400/JesusBabyTRex.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256670273689146658" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks to &lt;a href="http://hillscountry.blogspot.com/2008/10/funny-it-burns.html"&gt;Hill&lt;/a&gt; for my laugh of the day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/jpierce/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1898058709736748745?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/1898058709736748745/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=1898058709736748745' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1898058709736748745'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1898058709736748745'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/ha-ha-i-laughed-so-hard-i-think-i-peed.html' title='Ha Ha, I laughed so hard I think I peed a little!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SPNxw0yY1SI/AAAAAAAAAC0/VmtEkqw016E/s72-c/JesusBabyTRex.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-2093677167586713613</id><published>2008-10-13T10:55:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T11:02:26.388-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Character'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Standupishness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stephen Colbert'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rednecks'/><title type='text'>Am I in Bizzaro World?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kf6YKOkfFsE&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kf6YKOkfFsE&amp;amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After a week of hateful and inflammatory rhetoric we FINALLY get the guy who ran in 2000?!?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a serious note, I applaud Sen. McCain's statements.  It does speak to the character that we all observed in earlier times, I just hope its not too little to dissuade what has become an issue of bigotry and hatred in the most important of times.  I would like to coin a Colbertism and praise Sen. McCain's Standupishness.  (Mr. Colbert, you can find my resume on Monster.com, ignore all that bartender stuff, feel free to hand it off to Mr. Stewart).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-2093677167586713613?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/2093677167586713613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=2093677167586713613' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2093677167586713613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2093677167586713613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/am-i-in-bizzaro-world.html' title='Am I in Bizzaro World?'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-2954137349373921657</id><published>2008-10-13T10:45:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T10:48:17.345-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ben Harper'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Beastie Boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jack Johnson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Voting'/><title type='text'>I've never wanted to live in a Battleground state until now!</title><content type='html'>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSTRE49A0K320081011"&gt;Beastie Boys draft stars for "Vote" tour&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;NEW YORK (Billboard) - The Beastie Boys have drafted Sheryl Crow, Norah Jones, Jack Johnson and Ben Harper to join them on the Get Out and Vote tour, which will begin October 28 in Richmond, Va. Shows are also set for November 1 in St. Paul, Minn., and November 2 in Milwaukee.&lt;span id="midArticle_byline"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span id="midArticle_0"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;       &lt;p&gt;"This election is too important to stay at home," the rap trio said Friday, adding that they are endorsing Democratic candidate &lt;a href="http://www.reuters.com/news/globalcoverage/barackobama" title="More on Barack Obama's campaign for the 2008 Election"&gt;Barack Obama&lt;/a&gt; for president.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span id="midArticle_1"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;       &lt;p&gt;Crow, Jones, Johnson and Santogold are on the bill for the Richmond show, while Harper and Tenacious D will support in St. Paul. Harper, Tenacious D and David Crosby and Graham Nash will join the Beasties in Milwaukee.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span id="midArticle_2"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;       &lt;p&gt;Reuters/Billboard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This show sounds awesome!  Damn our liberal majority in Illinois!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-2954137349373921657?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/2954137349373921657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=2954137349373921657' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2954137349373921657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2954137349373921657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/ive-never-wanted-to-live-in.html' title='I&apos;ve never wanted to live in a Battleground state until now!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6961266711481947149</id><published>2008-10-13T10:36:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-13T10:45:10.826-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Annenberg Foundation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='William Ayers'/><title type='text'>Good article with actual FACTS about Obama/Ayers relationship</title><content type='html'>With due courtesy  to the &lt;a href="http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/790/"&gt;St. Petersburg Times&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Not a radical group, and Ayers didn't run it&lt;/h3&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.politifact.com/media/img/tom-pantsonfire.gif" alt="Pants on fire!" style="margin-left: 5px;" width="84" align="right" height="75" /&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;For most of the election, Sen. John McCain's campaign has been somewhat subtle about trying to tie Sen. Barack Obama to the former '60s radical William Ayers.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;No longer. A &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONfJ7YSXE5w" target="_blank"&gt;90-second Web ad&lt;/a&gt; released Oct. 8, 2008, features sinister music, side-by-side photographs of Obama and Ayers, and a series of dubious allegations about their past connections, including this one:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;"Ayers and Obama ran a radical education foundation together."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;Ayers was a founding member of the militant Vietnam-era anti-war group the Weathermen. He was investigated for his role in a series of domestic bombings, but the charges were dropped in 1974 due to prosecutorial misconduct. He is now an education professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago, and actively engaged in the city's civic life.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;The McCain campaign said the "radical education foundation" to which they were referring is the Chicago Annenberg Challenge, a charity endowed by publishing magnate Walter Annenberg that funded public-school programs in Chicago from 1995 to 2001.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;We'll look at whether the foundation was radical. But first we have to grapple with whether Obama and Ayers ran it.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;Obama served on the foundation's volunteer board from its inception in 1995 through its dissolution in 2001, and was chair for the first four years. So an argument can be made that he ran it, though an executive director handled day-to-day operations.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;Ayers, who received his doctorate in education from Columbia University in 1987 and is now a professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago, was active in getting the foundation up and running. He and two other activists led the effort to secure the grant from Annenberg, and he worked without pay in the early months of 1995, prior to the board's hiring of an executive director, to help the foundation get incorporated and formulate its bylaws, said Ken Rolling, who was the foundation's only executive director. Ayers went on to become a member of the "collaborative," an advisory group that advised the board of directors and the staff.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;However, Ayers "was never on the board of the Chicago Annenberg Challenge," and he "never made a decision programmatically or had a vote," Rolling said.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;"He (Ayers) was at board meetings — which, by the way, were open — as a guest," Rolling said. "That is not anything near Bill Ayers and Barack Obama running the Chicago Annenberg Challenge."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;Now, was the foundation radical?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;The McCain campaign cited several pieces of evidence for that allegation, including a 1995 invitation from the foundation for applications from schools "that want to make radical changes in the way teachers teach and students learn." The campaign appears to have confused &lt;a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/radical" target="_blank"&gt;two different definitions&lt;/a&gt;  of the word "radical." Clearly the invitation referred to "a considerable departure from the usual or traditional," rather than "advocating extreme measures to retain or restore a political state of affairs."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;The campaign also cited two projects the foundation funded, one having to do with a United Nations-themed Peace School and another that focused on African-American studies.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;"That is radical in the eye of this campaign and we imagine in the eyes of most Americans," said Michael Goldfarb, a spokesman for McCain. "It is a subjective thing, and there are going to be people in Berkeley and Chicago who think that is totally legitimate."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;Teaching about the United Nations and African-American studies may not be everyone's cup of tea, but it's hardly "radical" in the same way Ayers' Vietnam-era activities were. Moreover, most of the projects the foundation funded (more on that below) were not remotely controversial.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;The McCain campaign also cited an opinion piece by conservative commentator Stanley Kurtz in the Sept. 23, 2008, &lt;em&gt;Wall Street Journal&lt;/em&gt; as evidence of the foundation's radicalism. Kurtz wrote that Ayers was the "guiding spirit" of the foundation, and it "translated Mr. Ayers's radicalism into practice."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;But Ayers' views on education, though certainly reform-oriented and left-of-center, are not considered anywhere near as radical as his Vietnam-era views on war. And even if they were, there was a long list of individuals involved with the Chicago Annenberg Challenge whose positions provided them far more authority over its direction than Ayers' advisory role gave him.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;Let's look at a few, starting with the funder. Annenberg was a lifelong Republican and former ambassador to the United Kingdom under President Richard Nixon. His widow, Leonore, has endorsed McCain. Kurtz might just as plausibly have accused Obama and the foundation of "translating Annenberg's conservatism into practice."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;Among the other board members who served with Obama were: Stanley Ikenberry, former president of the University of Illinois; Arnold Weber, former president of Northwestern University and assistant secretary of labor in the Nixon administration; Scott Smith, then publisher of the Chicago Tribune; venture capitalist Edward Bottum; John McCarter, president of the Field Museum; Patricia Albjerg Graham, former dean of the Harvard University Graduate School of Journalism, and a host of other mainstream folks.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;"The whole idea of it being radical when it was this tie of blue-chip, white-collar, CEOs and civic leaders is just ridiculous," said the foundation's former development director, Marianne Philbin.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;The foundation gave money to groups of public schools – usually three to 10 – who partnered with some sort of outside organization to improve their students' achievement.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;In his opinion piece, Kurtz puts a sinister spin on this: "Instead of funding schools directly, it required schools to affiliate with 'external partners,' which actually got the money...CAC disbursed money through various far-left community organizers, such as the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (or ACORN)."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;Rollings said the foundation tried to fund the schools directly, but doing so proved to be a "bureaucratic nightmare." But any external group that received money had to have created a program in partnership with a network of public schools.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;And though ACORN is considered a liberal organization, the vast majority of the foundation's external partners were not remotely controversial. Here are a few examples: the Chicago Symphony, the University of Chicago, Loyola University, Northwestern University, the Chicago Children's Museum, the Museum of Science and Industry, the Field Museum, the Commercial Club of Chicago, the Garfield Park Conservatory Alliance and the Logan Square Neighborhood Association.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;Had Kurtz chosen to accuse Obama of carrying water for the conservative Annenberg, he might have written: "CAC disbursed money to various business-friendly entities, such as the Museum of Science and Industry and the Commercial Club of Chicago."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;See how easy it is?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;The programs the foundation funded were designed to allow individuals from the "external partners" – whether the musicians in the symphony or the business leaders in the commercial club – to help improve student achievement. They were along the lines of mentoring by artists, literacy instruction, professional development for teachers and administrators, and training for parents in everything from computer skills to helping their children with homework to advocating for their children at school.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;This last activity – something suburban parents practice with zeal – is also suspect in Kurtz's view: "CAC records show that board member Arnold Weber was concerned that parents 'organized' by community groups might be viewed by school principals 'as a political threat.'" That is typical of Kurtz's essay – relatively innocuous facts cast in the worst possible light. That's appropriate for an opinion piece, perhaps, but hardly grounds for a purportedly factual political ad accusing the group of radicalism.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;We could go on and on with evidence that the Chicago Annenberg Challenger was a rather vanilla charitable group. For example, under the deal with Annenberg every dollar from him had to be matched by two from elsewhere. The co-funders were a host of respected, mainstream institutions, such as the National Science Foundation, the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation, the W.K. Kellogg Foundation and the Chicago Public Schools.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;In short, this was a mainstream foundation funded by a mainstream, Republican business leader and led by an overwhelmingly mainstream, civic-minded group of individuals. Ayers' involvement in its inception and on an advisory committee do not make it radical – nor does the funding of programs involving the United Nations and African-American studies.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align="left"&gt;This attack is false, but it's more than that – it's malicious. It unfairly tars not just Obama, but all the other prominent, well-respected Chicagoans who also volunteered their time to the foundation. They came from all walks of life and all political backgrounds, and there's ample evidence their mission was nothing more than improving ailing public schools in Chicago. Yet in the heat of a political campaign they have been accused of financing radicalism. That's Pants on Fire wrong.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope that clears some of this mess up, it probably won't since no Republicans read my blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6961266711481947149?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6961266711481947149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6961266711481947149' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6961266711481947149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6961266711481947149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/good-article-with-actual-facts-about.html' title='Good article with actual FACTS about Obama/Ayers relationship'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6725439006433221890</id><published>2008-10-08T15:13:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T15:37:40.997-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Leonore Annenberg'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NPR'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='William Ayers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rep. Diana Nelson'/><title type='text'>OMG!!!!  McCain's a terrorist!!!!</title><content type='html'>"It was never a concern by any of us in the Chicago school reform movement that he had led a fugitive life years earlier ... It's ridiculous," Republican Rep. Diana Nelson said. "There is no reason at all to smear Barack Obama with this association. It's nonsensical, and it just makes me crazy. It's so silly."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a quote from former Illinois State Representative Diana Nelson during &lt;a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95442902&amp;amp;ft=1&amp;amp;f=1001"&gt;an interview with NPR&lt;/a&gt;.  Who is it referring to?  Why, William Ayers, the much maligned passing acquantance of Senator Obama!  They served together on an education board for the city of Chicago.  They were in the same room a &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/04/us/politics/04ayers.html?_r=2&amp;amp;hp=&amp;amp;oref=slogin&amp;amp;pagewanted=all&amp;amp;oref=slogin"&gt;grand total of six times&lt;/a&gt;.  Six times?  Not a lot of elbow rubbing to be quantified as "&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20081004/palin-obama/"&gt;pallin' around with terrorists&lt;/a&gt;".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, surely this Chicago cabal of terrorists was funded by Al-Queda or something right?  Not quite, funding and sponsorship came from the Annenberg Foundation.  Yes, THE Annenberg Foundation, who's &lt;a href="http://www.annenbergfoundation.org/biographies/biographies_show.htm?doc_id=670085"&gt;President and Chairman, Leonore Annenberg&lt;/a&gt;, was Chief of Protocol in the Reagan Presidency.  Coincedentally, the McCain campaign released a list with her at the lofty position of second out of &lt;a href="http://www.johnmccain.com/informing/news/PressReleases/1b838127-b4a0-4868-9906-62f555376089.htm"&gt;100 former ambassadors to endorse the GOP candidate&lt;/a&gt;.  Perhaps we should talk about McCain and his ties to a terrorist organization?  Perhaps not.  I suggest we use this information to cease the seemingly never ending attempts to assasinate the character of the Democratic Candidate, then move on to fixing this country.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6725439006433221890?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6725439006433221890/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6725439006433221890' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6725439006433221890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6725439006433221890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/omg-mccains-terrorist.html' title='OMG!!!!  McCain&apos;s a terrorist!!!!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-195023541551928293</id><published>2008-10-08T10:40:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T10:41:31.667-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe Biden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vice Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Class'/><title type='text'>Biden continues to impress me</title><content type='html'>Easily the right choice as running mate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/27081124#27081124" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-195023541551928293?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/195023541551928293/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=195023541551928293' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/195023541551928293'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/195023541551928293'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/biden-continues-to-impress-me.html' title='Biden continues to impress me'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-2395945552473225142</id><published>2008-10-07T23:33:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T23:40:48.677-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><title type='text'>I couldn't help it at all!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SOw5xi0UUeI/AAAAAAAAACs/tqeOPF2soj8/s1600-h/thatonesk9_2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SOw5xi0UUeI/AAAAAAAAACs/tqeOPF2soj8/s400/thatonesk9_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254638388557140450" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Image &lt;a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/10/a-new-slogan.html"&gt;via The Daily Dish by Andrew Sullivan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-2395945552473225142?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/2395945552473225142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=2395945552473225142' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2395945552473225142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/2395945552473225142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-couldnt-help-it-at-all.html' title='I couldn&apos;t help it at all!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SOw5xi0UUeI/AAAAAAAAACs/tqeOPF2soj8/s72-c/thatonesk9_2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-8356155722435177010</id><published>2008-10-07T22:59:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T23:02:59.823-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='racism'/><title type='text'>A break from my Metaphysics homework:</title><content type='html'>An interesting "what if?" scenario (well, interesting to me):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if Barack Obama finished  fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if Obama were the candidate who was unfaithful and left his first wife after she no longer measured up to his standards?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if Michelle Obama were a wife who not only became addicted to pain killers, but acquired them illegally through her charitable organization?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if Obama were a member of  the Keating-5?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If these questions reflected reality, do you really believe Obama would be where he is now?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes positive qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative qualities in another when there is a color difference.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which team would you hire?&lt;br /&gt;With America facing historic debt, 2 wars, stumbling health care, a weakened dollar, all-time high prison population, mortgage crises, bank foreclosures, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Educational  Background:&lt;br /&gt;Obama:&lt;br /&gt;Columbia University -  B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in International Relations.&lt;br /&gt;Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude&lt;br /&gt;vs.&lt;br /&gt;McCain:&lt;br /&gt;United States Naval Academy -  Class rank: 894 of 899&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-8356155722435177010?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/8356155722435177010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=8356155722435177010' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8356155722435177010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8356155722435177010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/break-from-my-metaphysics-homework.html' title='A break from my Metaphysics homework:'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-287363278118593405</id><published>2008-10-07T22:40:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T22:47:04.464-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Billy Madison'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Adam Sandler'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Presidential Debate'/><title type='text'>YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!</title><content type='html'>I see an eerie resemblance:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DJlR_LjAZQU&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DJlR_LjAZQU&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ed-k1xOCsMs&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ed-k1xOCsMs&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You with me?&lt;div 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Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-1567756534304143630</id><published>2008-10-07T09:45:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T10:41:36.597-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Patriotism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='War'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Supporting the Troops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><title type='text'>Maybe I've lost focus</title><content type='html'>Maybe I, like the rest of the country, have gotten too self-indulgent with the election and the economy going tits up.  Have we all forgotten the war(s)?  Sort of a redundant question as we forgot Afghanistan years ago and that's why we're losing.  I know that self-interest drives politics, but we've gotten to a pretty ridiculous point of contradiction.  Ignoring these problems doesn't make them go away.  Every speech about how the surge in Iraq working distracts from the idea that we haven't won the "hearts and minds" of the Iraqis that we were told were crucial to lasting peace in the region.  It also distracts us from the the point that we've reached a tipping point in Afghanistan.  We've never even attempted the "nation building" that we tried in Iraq.  That would constitute an actual focus on what many concieve to be the real "War on Terror".  A focus that we've ignored.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Bush Administration used to repeat the claim that if we don't support the troops then we weren't real Patriots.  Yet, since the inception of these wars, there has never been a concerted effort to actually support the troops.  We've sent sub-par supplies when we've actually sent them.  This has no rational basis because we've spent an obscene amount of money on these wars, Iraq in particular, yet we hear horror stories from returning soldiers over and over about inadequate equipment.  Aren't we the finest outfitted fighting force in the world? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Speaking of returning troops, when is the last time you saw one?  I don't mean in person, but on television, and I mean a soldier, not a General?  For all the claims of a liberally biased media, I've still yet to see the image of coffins coming home, the iconic, polarizing image from Vietnam.  These wars have no human face and that's why it seems that no one cares.  Who is to blame for that?  Surely the liberal media?  Or quite possibly, the administration which has continually used other issues as a red herring to draw the people happily away from an ugly war that has gone on longer than any in American History?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Active duty military are donating to Obama 6 to 1 according to a new &lt;a href="http://www.opensecrets.org/news/2008/08/troops-deployed-abroad-give-61.html"&gt;study.&lt;/a&gt;  In light of that, who is "Joe Six Pack" actually supporting?  If these are the freedom fighters that we profess to admire and support, maybe we should follow their example.  The questions I ask myself every time I watch the news bother me.  I'm sure many people would love to accuse me of being un-American if I put my thoughts out there, but I'm not concerned about peoples' opinions.  I'm more concerned about the direction of this nation.  Therefore, here are a few of my questions:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When are we going to actually start supporting the troops in a meaningful way? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's the status of the G.I. Bill? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What condition are the VA hospitals these days? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are we supporting them in a meaningful way or is this business of yellow ribbon magnets and flag bins all just lip service? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask yourself if putting county first means going along with failed policies of the last four years or re-evaluating our policy and position in the new world.  Then, vote your conscience, but don't blindly vote party lines without actually doing some soul-searching before pulling that lever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've decided on my vote, I just hope this new nastiness in the campaign does not render it useless again, like it did 8 and 4 years ago.  Read the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Federalist Papers, and some of Thomas Jefferson's and John Adams' writings.  Then come back and tell me if we're going in the right direction.  I haven't met anyone in my 31 years who can read these objectively and say that the divisive, extreme viewpoint politics that have taken over this country are good for us.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1567756534304143630?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/1567756534304143630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=1567756534304143630' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1567756534304143630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1567756534304143630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/maybe-ive-lost-focus.html' title='Maybe I&apos;ve lost focus'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-5039290746837960482</id><published>2008-10-07T09:33:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T09:36:44.499-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stephen Colbert'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='OJ Simpson'/><title type='text'>Hey!  News Flash!</title><content type='html'>OJ Simpson is guilty!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed FlashVars='videoId=187304' src='http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah, in other breaking news:&lt;br /&gt;The Bible is fictional,&lt;br /&gt;Hitler was a genocydal maniac,&lt;br /&gt;Charles Manson was a little mentally unstable,&lt;br /&gt;and Sarah Palin is less qualified for VP than Dan Quayle was.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-5039290746837960482?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/5039290746837960482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=5039290746837960482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5039290746837960482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5039290746837960482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/hey-news-flash.html' title='Hey!  News Flash!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-1574543539635458592</id><published>2008-10-07T09:30:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T09:32:33.727-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jon Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Batman'/><title type='text'>Moment of Zen</title><content type='html'>Is it just me or does McCain sound like The Penguin?  Old Burgess Meridith's Penguin, not Danny Devito, just to clarify.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed FlashVars='videoId=186792' src='http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1574543539635458592?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/1574543539635458592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=1574543539635458592' 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hilarity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rednecks'/><title type='text'>The Real Wasilla?</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed FlashVars='videoId=186790' src='http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good lord I hate rednecks, but they're sure funny on TV!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6483129719907912552?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3323748404270100097</id><published>2008-10-06T10:07:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-06T10:14:12.688-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Comedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Saturday Night Live'/><title type='text'>This election (as usual) is comedy gold for SNL!</title><content type='html'>Nice to see them at least claw back to relativity... too bad Tina Fey actually had to write material for this one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--[if IE]&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" id="W4727a250e66f972348ea299f8afab4c1" width="384" height="283"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" 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/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3323748404270100097/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3323748404270100097' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3323748404270100097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3323748404270100097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/this-election-as-usual-is-comedy-gold.html' title='This election (as usual) is comedy gold for SNL!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-8281543802806779359</id><published>2008-10-03T10:37:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-03T10:41:06.008-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe Biden'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fatherhood'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vice Presidential Debate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Loss'/><title type='text'>Don't have alot of time, but:</title><content type='html'>As a single father and a firm believer in the rights and importance of all human beings, my respect for Joe Biden has been very high since I learned of him.  That being said, this was the most touching and poignant moment I have ever seen from anyone in a public office in my lifetime.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mVBE7L37bgw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mVBE7L37bgw&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, back to class.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-8281543802806779359?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/8281543802806779359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=8281543802806779359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8281543802806779359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/8281543802806779359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/dont-have-alot-of-time-but.html' title='Don&apos;t have alot of time, but:'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-940543300443852701</id><published>2008-10-02T10:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-10-02T10:11:48.915-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Presidential Race'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Partisan Politics'/><title type='text'>How is it?</title><content type='html'>* If you          grow up in &lt;span style="border-bottom: medium none; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1222959273_72"&gt;Hawaii&lt;/span&gt;, raised  by your grandparents, you're          "exotic,&lt;br /&gt;different."&lt;br /&gt;* Grow up in Alaska eating           mooseburgers, you are the quintessential American&lt;br /&gt;story.&lt;br /&gt;*          If your name is Barack,  you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.&lt;br /&gt;*          If you name your kids Willow,  Trig, and Track, you're a          maverick.&lt;br /&gt;* Graduate from &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1222959273_73"&gt;Harvard Law  School&lt;/span&gt; and you are          unstable.&lt;br /&gt;* Attend 5 different small colleges before           graduating, you're well grounded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* If you spend 3 years as           a brilliant community organizer, become the first&lt;br /&gt;black          President of the &lt;span style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1222959273_74"&gt;Harvard  Law Review&lt;/span&gt;, create a voter registration          drive&lt;br /&gt;that registers 150,000 new voters,  spend 12 years as a          Constitutional Law&lt;br /&gt;professor, spend 8 years as a State  Senator          representing a district with over&lt;br /&gt;750,000 people, become chairman of          the  state Senate's Health and Human Services&lt;br /&gt;committee, spend 4          years in the &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1222959273_75"&gt;United  States Senate&lt;/span&gt; representing a state of&lt;br /&gt;13          million people while sponsoring 131  bills and serving on the          Foreign&lt;br /&gt;Affairs, Environment and Public Works and  Veteran's          Affairs committees, you don't&lt;br /&gt;have any real leadership           experience.&lt;br /&gt;* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4          years on the  city council&lt;br /&gt;and 6 years as the mayor of a town          with fewer than 7,000 people, 20  months as&lt;br /&gt;the governor of a          state with only 650,000 people, then you're  qualified to&lt;br /&gt;become          the country's second highest ranking executive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* If you have          been married  to the same woman for 19 years while raising          2&lt;br /&gt;beautiful daughters, all within  Protestant churches, you're          not a real&lt;br /&gt;Christian.&lt;br /&gt;* If you cheated on  your first wife          with a rich heiress, and left your&lt;br /&gt;disfigured wife and married           the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* If you          teach  responsible, age appropriate sex education, including          the&lt;br /&gt;proper use of birth  control, and how to avoid sex          predators, you are eroding the&lt;br /&gt;fiber of  society.&lt;br /&gt;* If, while          governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with  no          other&lt;br /&gt;option in sex education in your state's school system while          your unwed  teen&lt;br /&gt;daughter ends up pregnant, you're very          responsible.&lt;br /&gt;*  If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who          gave up a position in a&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="border-bottom: medium none; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1222959273_76"&gt;prestigious law firm&lt;/span&gt; to work for the          betterment of her inner city community,&lt;br /&gt;then gave that up to raise a          family, your family's values don't represent&lt;br /&gt;America 's.&lt;br /&gt;* If          you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at  least one          DUI&lt;br /&gt;conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote           until age 25 and&lt;br /&gt;once was a member of a group that advocated          the secession of  Alaska from the&lt;br /&gt;USA, your family is extremely           admirable.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-940543300443852701?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/940543300443852701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=940543300443852701' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/940543300443852701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/940543300443852701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/10/how-is-it.html' title='How is it?'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-5247463185351961533</id><published>2008-09-29T13:40:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-29T13:43:09.649-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='House of Representatives'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bailout Package'/><title type='text'>Ding dong the bill is dead</title><content type='html'>The House of Representatives has defeated the bailout package 228-205.  Apparently all that welfare reform they wanted for years jumped up and bit them.  Too bad we never got to see if McCain was going to actually make it in to vote.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-5247463185351961533?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/5247463185351961533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=5247463185351961533' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5247463185351961533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/5247463185351961533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/09/ding-dong-bill-is-dead.html' title='Ding dong the bill is dead'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3763334950461562351</id><published>2008-09-29T13:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-29T13:31:34.923-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stephen Colbert'/><title type='text'>Funny stuff from the Colbert green screen challenge</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WrqTSZoegYo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WrqTSZoegYo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-3763334950461562351?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3763334950461562351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3763334950461562351' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3763334950461562351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3763334950461562351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/09/funny-stuff-from-colbert-green-screen.html' title='Funny stuff from the Colbert green screen challenge'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-3571574501732908137</id><published>2008-09-28T22:16:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-28T22:42:57.160-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cavemen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Creationism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dinosaurs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><title type='text'>Ummm...did anyone ever watch the Flintstones and think, "I bet this is really how they lived back then"?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SOBOW_530EI/AAAAAAAAACk/lkgePJvss28/s1600-h/unfrozen_caveman_lawyer_on_coldfusion.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SOBOW_530EI/AAAAAAAAACk/lkgePJvss28/s400/unfrozen_caveman_lawyer_on_coldfusion.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251283322532253762" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, for anyone who has known me for any amount of time (and especially people who knew me when I was in 2nd grade), I've known since the age of seven that dinosaurs and humans did not coexist.  The Cretaceous Period ended 65 million years ago, ending the age of dinosaurs and signaling the beginning of the Cenozoic Era and the rise of the mammal as the dominant life form on earth.  This is scientifically proven fact, but not according to a portion of Creationists which holds among their ranks, wait for it...one of our two Vice Presidential candidates (its not the one who's been a U.S. Senator)!  Sarah Palin apparently saw a few episodes of the Flintstones and believed it to be a History Channel special or something according to the &lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-palinreligion28-2008sep28,0,3643718.story?track=rss"&gt;LA Times&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously, even though I thought Dino was the greatest and was continually pissed that I couldn't get a dinosaur as a pet, I, even at the age of seven, knew that it was a cartoon and not based on fact.  Apparently, some members of our fine free nation missed that common sense memo.&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SOBOW0gU8fI/AAAAAAAAACc/FuZwpOZhRU4/s1600-h/faq_cave.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SOBOW0gU8fI/AAAAAAAAACc/FuZwpOZhRU4/s400/faq_cave.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251283319472321010" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-3571574501732908137?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/3571574501732908137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=3571574501732908137' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3571574501732908137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/3571574501732908137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/09/ummmdid-anyone-ever-watch-flintstones.html' title='Ummm...did anyone ever watch the Flintstones and think, &quot;I bet this is really how they lived back then&quot;?'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/SOBOW_530EI/AAAAAAAAACk/lkgePJvss28/s72-c/unfrozen_caveman_lawyer_on_coldfusion.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6199654628525479432</id><published>2008-09-28T21:59:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-28T22:02:26.956-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Orleans Saints'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chicago Cubs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LSU Tigers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Happy Birthday'/><title type='text'>Happy Birthday to me!!!</title><content type='html'>I'm in love with a wonderful woman, LSU won, the Cubs are in the playoffs, the Saints won, and Obama is ahead in the polls.  Please let this be the year I get all my wishes.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6199654628525479432?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/6199654628525479432/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=6199654628525479432' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6199654628525479432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/6199654628525479432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/09/happy-birthday-to-me.html' title='Happy Birthday to me!!!'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-1261842508399078778</id><published>2008-09-28T21:48:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-28T21:59:45.645-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bill Clinton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Presidential Debate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Saturday Night Live'/><title type='text'>SNL skits from Saturday</title><content type='html'>The Obama impersonation is brutal, but the McCain impersonation is dead on:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48e042631e2b76d0/48df79e78de92238/9e2f092c/clipID/704121/video_title/Saturday+Night+Live+-+Presidential+Debate?storeInPid=true" id="W4727a250e66f972348e042631e2b76d0" height="283" width="384"&gt;&lt;param value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48e042631e2b76d0/48df79e78de92238/9e2f092c/clipID/704121/video_title/Saturday+Night+Live+-+Presidential+Debate?storeInPid=true" name="movie"/&gt;&lt;param value="transparent" name="wmode"/&gt;&lt;param value="all" name="allowNetworking"/&gt;&lt;param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess"/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Darrell Hammond is dead on as Clinton as usual:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48e0432e1608abd6/48df7a16eecfe522/845b133a/clipID/704104/video_title/Saturday+Night+Live+-+Update%3a+Bill+Clinton?storeInPid=true" id="W4727a250e66f972348e0432e1608abd6" height="283" width="384"&gt;&lt;param value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48e0432e1608abd6/48df7a16eecfe522/845b133a/clipID/704104/video_title/Saturday+Night+Live+-+Update%3a+Bill+Clinton?storeInPid=true" name="movie"/&gt;&lt;param value="transparent" name="wmode"/&gt;&lt;param value="all" name="allowNetworking"/&gt;&lt;param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess"/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And another mock-up of the Palin interview by Katie Couric:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48e0439fcd56d54e/48df7a95c9c5334e/37e9d638/clipID/704042/video_title/Saturday+Night+Live+-+Couric+%2f+Palin+Open?storeInPid=true" id="W4727a250e66f972348e0439fcd56d54e" height="283" width="384"&gt;&lt;param value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48e0439fcd56d54e/48df7a95c9c5334e/37e9d638/clipID/704042/video_title/Saturday+Night+Live+-+Couric+%2f+Palin+Open?storeInPid=true" name="movie"/&gt;&lt;param value="transparent" name="wmode"/&gt;&lt;param value="all" name="allowNetworking"/&gt;&lt;param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess"/&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only thing that's really scary about this last skit, they didn't even change some of the dialog from the actual interview.  Frightening.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-1261842508399078778?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/1261842508399078778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=1261842508399078778' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1261842508399078778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/1261842508399078778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/09/snl-skits-from-saturday.html' title='SNL skits from Saturday'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-4512317708143996101</id><published>2008-09-27T00:40:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-27T08:20:16.559-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Barack Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Presidential Debate'/><title type='text'>Ok, just watched the debate...</title><content type='html'>I've gotta give it to Obama, despite the fact that neither was overly impressive.  Barack looked confident, collected, and unflappable.  John McCain looked angry and bitter most of the night, and please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed that McCain never seemed to look Obama in the eye all night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When Obama said "Can we move on Jim?" while McCain was raving about offshore drilling and Lehrer actually moved to the next question is when I realized Obama had won this debate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"John, you act like the war started in 2007."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ncE84Da4wNw&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ncE84Da4wNw&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ah, following McCain's prudence lecture:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BpiDZWo4vQQ&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BpiDZWo4vQQ&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall, a draw is still a win for Obama.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-4512317708143996101?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/4512317708143996101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=4512317708143996101' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4512317708143996101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/4512317708143996101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/09/ok-just-watched-debate.html' title='Ok, just watched the debate...'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-7648262645728804650</id><published>2008-09-27T00:23:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-27T00:24:33.516-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Main Stream Media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarah Palin'/><title type='text'>Before my debate opinions, a little sumthin for my peeps</title><content type='html'>I really loathe this woman (the one with the glasses):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L8__aXxXPVc&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L8__aXxXPVc&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-7648262645728804650?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/feeds/7648262645728804650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4021365895608187757&amp;postID=7648262645728804650' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7648262645728804650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4021365895608187757/posts/default/7648262645728804650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com/2008/09/before-my-debate-opinions-little.html' title='Before my debate opinions, a little sumthin for my peeps'/><author><name>The Delusional Coonass</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00078774330587109692</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_JVEaVVOhKdk/R8owPLuc2SI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/ATDMUPxcm3U/S220/Mardi+Gras+2007090.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4021365895608187757.post-6391545381744842478</id><published>2008-09-25T13:30:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-09-25T13:32:07.197-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David Letterman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Keith Olbermann'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John McCain'/><title type='text'>Hilarious</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XjkCrfylq-E&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XjkCrfylq-E&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love that this election has managed to make Letterman relevant again.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4021365895608187757-6391545381744842478?l=delusionalcoonass.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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