Am I in Bizzaro World?

After a week of hateful and inflammatory rhetoric we FINALLY get the guy who ran in 2000?!?!

On a serious note, I applaud Sen. McCain's statements. It does speak to the character that we all observed in earlier times, I just hope its not too little to dissuade what has become an issue of bigotry and hatred in the most important of times. I would like to coin a Colbertism and praise Sen. McCain's Standupishness. (Mr. Colbert, you can find my resume on Monster.com, ignore all that bartender stuff, feel free to hand it off to Mr. Stewart).

Hey! News Flash!

OJ Simpson is guilty!



Oh yeah, in other breaking news:
The Bible is fictional,
Hitler was a genocydal maniac,
Charles Manson was a little mentally unstable,
and Sarah Palin is less qualified for VP than Dan Quayle was.

Funny stuff from the Colbert green screen challenge

I have a new TIVO affair

In addition to Stewart, Colbert, and Olbermann; I now need to include Craig Ferguson. Isn't it funny how naturalized citizens of this country always seem to have more of a grasp on current affairs than natural born ones? (Schwarzenegger not included, I still think he's got a screw loose)