Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Shoe Throwers Unite!

What an amazing event, I love it!
The original:

The late night reaction:

The KO reaction:

Matrix Style:

The Austin Powers version:

Good stuff!

Funny stuff, especially for College Football fans who happen to be history buffs


After determining the Big 12 Championship Game participants, the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared
Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work, including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule, our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the
United States the BCS commissioner stated, "The US only had two major victories, Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests, they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hitler said, "Yes, we lost to the
US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhanceGermany 's rankings. Hitler protested, "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented, "
France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

Sorry for my absence

Been pretty crazy around here, I'll be back ASAP.